{"id":7282,"date":"2010-09-28T14:24:23","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T18:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=7282"},"modified":"2010-09-28T15:21:34","modified_gmt":"2010-09-28T19:21:34","slug":"the-fight-of-the-century-waterston-vs-schulman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/the-fight-of-the-century-waterston-vs-schulman\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fight of the Century: Waterston vs. Schulman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I said in my last post, gorgeous blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/the-coveted.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jennine<\/a> and I went to see the social-media-inspired movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1584016\/\" target=\"_blank\">Catfish<\/a>. There are two notable things about Catfish. First, the trailer that makes the movie look like a scary pseudo-documentary \u00e0 la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blairwitch.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Blair Witch Project<\/a> is misleading. Second, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm4004952\/\" target=\"_blank\">Yaniv &#8220;Nev&#8221; Schulman<\/a>, the handsome star of the movie, has very impressive chest hair.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7283\" style=\"width: 526px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/media\/rm2560327680\/nm4004952\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7283\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7283   \" title=\"nev\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/nev.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"516\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/nev.jpg 781w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/nev-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7283\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nev (pronounced &quot;Neev&quot;) is not wearing a black t-shirt in this photo.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Nev isn&#8217;t hairy all over, like a gorilla or Robin Williams. His luxuriant hair carpet is apparently confined to\u00a0 his chest. It&#8217;s like having a shag rug in the living room, but bare floors in the rest of the house. In fact, the hair reminded me of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefarside.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Far Side<\/a> cartoon that shows a suburban couple falling victim to the &#8220;La Brea Carpets.&#8221; I think that Nev&#8217;s chest hair should challenge actor Sam Waterston&#8217;s eyebrows to a fight.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7284\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/a-devastating-day-for-eyebrow-lovers\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7284\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7284\" title=\"samwaterston\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/samwaterston.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/samwaterston.jpg 215w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/samwaterston-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 215px) 100vw, 215px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7284\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click for a complete list of my posts about Sam Waterston&#39;s eyebrows.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It would be like Godzilla vs. Mothra.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KI-2yud7id8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KI-2yud7id8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>May the best hair monster win!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: Great minds think alike! Gorgeous blogger Solo Lisa (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sololisa.com\/2010\/09\/bite-of-big-apple-part-2.html\" target=\"_blank\">who I got to hang with last week<\/a>) forwarded <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savagechickens.com\/2010\/09\/godzilla-vs-mothra.html\" target=\"_blank\">a Godzilla vs. Mothra cartoon that Savage Chickens posted today<\/a>. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I said in my last post, gorgeous blogger Jennine and I went to see the social-media-inspired movie Catfish. There are two notable things about Catfish. First, the trailer that makes the movie look like a scary pseudo-documentary \u00e0 la The Blair Witch Project is misleading. Second, Yaniv &#8220;Nev&#8221; Schulman, the handsome star of the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/the-fight-of-the-century-waterston-vs-schulman\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7283,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[70,86,80],"tags":[541,542,284],"class_list":{"0":"post-7282","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-hair","8":"category-movies","9":"category-obsessions","10":"tag-catfish","11":"tag-nev-schulman","12":"tag-sam-waterston","13":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7282"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7289,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7282\/revisions\/7289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}