{"id":6745,"date":"2010-08-20T14:55:32","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T18:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=6745"},"modified":"2010-08-20T16:03:46","modified_gmt":"2010-08-20T20:03:46","slug":"technicolor-yawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/technicolor-yawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Technicolor Yawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to have a tie-dyed cashmere sweater. It made me look like a rainbow had thrown up on me. Only one tiny photo of it exists.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6899\" style=\"width: 136px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/wendyturken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6899\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6899\" title=\"wendyturken\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/wendyturken.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"126\" height=\"208\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6899\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">With Gigi the dog in 2003.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I got rid of the sweater long ago, but I thought of it as soon as I saw these shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood for Erdem.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6900\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/38objod\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6900\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6900\" title=\"kirkwood\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kirkwood.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kirkwood.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kirkwood-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6900\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">$1,195 at Saks. 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