{"id":66,"date":"2007-08-15T09:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-15T16:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=66"},"modified":"2019-10-31T11:44:22","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T15:44:22","slug":"going-off-rails-on-crazy-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/going-off-rails-on-crazy-train\/","title":{"rendered":"Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love Amy Winehouse&#8217;s beehive and exaggerated eyeliner as much as I do her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Back-Black-Amy-Winehouse\/dp\/B000N2G3RY\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1\/103-9667944-8636621?ie=UTF8&#038;s=music&#038;qid=1187197072&#038;sr=8-1\">Back to Black <\/a>album. <\/p>\n<p><center><a id='7Ohl79qeRqh3P5zg4XWBqQ' class='gie-single' href='http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/72299064' target='_blank' style='color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;'>Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'7Ohl79qeRqh3P5zg4XWBqQ',sig:'BScwuEplcty137Jl96LS96iKDFO-zafahYXU2uHVjkk=',w:'397px',h:'594px',items:'72299064',caption: true ,tld:'com',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Obviously, girlfriend has a lot of issues. As intriguing as those issues are, I hope she gets herself together before she joins &#8220;that stupid club,&#8221; as Kurt Cobain&#8217;s mother put it after his suicide. That said, I am still crazy about the hair and makeup. One of my happiest fashion moments recently was when a hairstylist teased my hair into a ponytail that reminded me just a bit of the Amy look.<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RsMznG-vgjI\/AAAAAAAAAMw\/JDeDnztHnZA\/s1600-h\/red_dress.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RsMznG-vgjI\/AAAAAAAAAMw\/JDeDnztHnZA\/s320\/red_dress.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098975950095221298\" \/><\/a><br \/>It would be so exciting if Amy <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/she-stole-my-ring-yall.html\">stole one of my rings<\/a>. (Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/fashionfillers.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/style-icon-amy-winehouse.html\">Fashion Fillers<\/a> for some more Amy pictures.) <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love Amy Winehouse&#8217;s beehive and exaggerated eyeliner as much as I do her Back to Black album. Embed from Getty Images Obviously, girlfriend has a lot of issues. 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