{"id":638,"date":"2008-06-13T10:40:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T17:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=638"},"modified":"2008-06-13T10:40:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-13T17:40:00","slug":"id-like-to-thank-little-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/id-like-to-thank-little-people\/","title":{"rendered":"I’d Like to Thank the Little People"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d like to thank the little people — the dwarfs AND the midgets — who helped me on my way to the top. Now that I’ve won this prestigious award, I promise I won’t change a bit except for the fact that I won’t return your calls and I’m only going to hang out with people like Madonna from now on.<\/p>\n

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<\/a><\/span>My prestigious award<\/span>
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Don’t be bitter. I doubt you’d even appreciate Petrus<\/a>! Hold on a second, I’ll be right back to you guys. <\/p>\n

(aside) “Oh!My!God! Madonna, are you pouring Cristal into the Petrus?! Wait, wait, throw this 10-carat diamond in too and THEN drink it. Ha ha! Madonna Louise Ciccone! You are such a card.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Okay, I’m back. What was I saying? Oh yeah. I won’t be hanging out with you riff-raff anymore, but at least you can say that you knew me before I was famous — before I was Uber-Menshed by Dressed and Pressed<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I’d like to thank the little people — the dwarfs AND the midgets — who helped me on my way to the top. Now that I’ve won this prestigious award, I promise I won’t change a bit except for the fact that I won’t return your calls and I’m only going to hang out with…<\/p>\n

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