{"id":631,"date":"2008-06-10T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T04:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=631"},"modified":"2010-10-11T02:23:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T06:23:42","slug":"surprise-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/surprise-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Surprise!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t expect this, but my Marie Claire essay is now available online<\/a>. I hope you peeps who bought the magazine won’t be demanding a refund. You did get an extra photo in the print version. Maybe that counts for something.<\/p>\n

I will give you two more photos here. When we did the shoot<\/a> for the story, I started out with my favorite faux-ny tail<\/a> hairstyle. But after the test Polaroids, I was deemed to look “too Asian,” especially in the green dress. I want to make it clear that this was only a problem because I’m not Asian. It is TOTALLY cool for Asian people to look Asian in Marie Claire.<\/p>\n

Here are the Polaroids (via photographer Anna Wolf):<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I think the dress looks better here than in the photo<\/a> that ran.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>I like this one because I look a little smiley.
\nBut they wanted me to be very serious<\/a> to match the story.<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I want to mention one final thing regarding the story itself. If you scour teh<\/a> Internets<\/a> for information on my late business partner, you might notice an age discrepancy between my story and other references. Like many women — and more and more men — my late partner was known to be “imprecise” about her age. A family member told me that she was 52, so that was the age I used, rather than my partner’s preference, which was 50. Personally, I don’t believe in rounding down. If you say you’re younger than you are, people think you aged really badly and they’re all like, “Holy meth face<\/a>, Batman!” The trick is to round up and then people say, “You look so young!” That’s why I’m going to start telling everyone I’m 60<\/a>. Just play along with it, bitches. Just play along.<\/p>\n

NOTE: If you are a new reader who is wondering what the hell is going on here, read this post<\/a> for the 411.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I didn’t expect this, but my Marie Claire essay is now available online. I hope you peeps who bought the magazine won’t be demanding a refund. You did get an extra photo in the print version. Maybe that counts for something. I will give you two more photos here. When we did the shoot for…<\/p>\n

Read More »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[551,41,16],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-631","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-faux-ny-tail","7":"category-pictures-of-me","8":"category-press","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7615,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions\/7615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}