{"id":624,"date":"2008-06-05T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T23:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=624"},"modified":"2019-06-13T11:09:48","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T15:09:48","slug":"news-of-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/news-of-day\/","title":{"rendered":"The News of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was really feeling the love for New York today thanks to a nauseating ride with a horn-honking, cursing cabbie who seemed to be belatedly auditioning for a role in Grand Theft Auto IV<\/a>. In fact, the experience was so much like Grand Theft Auto that I decided to shoot my driver instead of paying the fare.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>What?! Don’t judge! Okay, I admit that didn’t shoot him. I beat him to death with a baseball bat. It’s so much more personal that way, and I do love to give high-velocity blood spatter that special, personal touch.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, when I got home, new photos of my idol, Coco<\/a>, cheered me up.<\/p>\n

CLICK HERE FOR PHOTOS<\/a>.<\/center><\/p>\n

She’s a sight for sore eyes, isn’t she? You may read some of my previous musings on the beauteousness that is Coco here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a> and here<\/a>. Oh, and someone better tell me that Coco’s pimpalicious lovah Ice-T is NOT really leaving Law & Order: SVU<\/a>. Damn those cliffhangers!<\/p>\n

Now that I’m back in my happy place, thanks to Coco, I can get down to business and bring you the fashion news of the day.<\/p>\n