{"id":5992,"date":"2010-06-27T18:58:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-27T22:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=5992"},"modified":"2011-12-13T17:38:10","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T22:38:10","slug":"cake-or-death-ill-have-the-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/cake-or-death-ill-have-the-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Cake or Death? I&#8217;ll Have the Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last month, when I was <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/on-the-town-celebrating-sex-and-the-city-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">celebrating<\/a> the appearance of my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/jewels-of-the-month-cleopatra-earrings-and-necklace\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cleopatra earrings<\/a> in <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/sex-and-the-international-cities\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sex and the City 2<\/a>, gorgeous blogger Stacy of <a href=\"http:\/\/taffetadarlings.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">taffetadarlings<\/a> gave me this congratulatory cake from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twolittleredhens.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Two Little Red Hens<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5993\" title=\"cake\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"369\" height=\"491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cake.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cake-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThe cake was gone within 24 hours, but comedian Eddie Izzard&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY\" target=\"_blank\">Cake or death<\/a>?&#8221; routine has been stuck in my head ever since. It&#8217;s like having a song on mental repeat, but funnier. The sketch is especially highlarious when animated with Legos. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rZVjKlBCvhg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"385\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rZVjKlBCvhg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You should also check out the Lego version of Eddie Izzard&#8217;s routine about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw\" target=\"_blank\">Darth Vader trying to order pasta in the Death Star canteen<\/a>. 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