{"id":5866,"date":"2010-06-18T13:54:11","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T17:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=5866"},"modified":"2010-06-18T14:43:19","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T18:43:19","slug":"let-wendyb-rate-your-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/let-wendyb-rate-your-shame\/","title":{"rendered":"Let WendyB Rate Your Shame"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to remember which acquaintance told me a story that ended in the words &#8220;&#8230;so I was embarrassed in front of Eddie Money.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NbhXmSBlS_U&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NbhXmSBlS_U&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also been trying to remember what kind of terrible <em>faux pas<\/em> would put Eddie Money in a position to judge your ass.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re the one with the Eddie Money story, please admit it in the comments. If you&#8217;re not the one who was embarrassed in front of Eddie Money, tell me another embarrassing story in the comments. Then I will rate its severity according to the celebrity who is entitled to look down on you:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gwyneth Paltrow, for very minor offenses, like saying, &#8220;Nice to meet you&#8221; to someone you&#8217;ve already met.<\/li>\n<li>Eddie Money, for stories that are mortifying by any reasonable standards.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ytJpZguSy2U\" target=\"_blank\">Whitney Houston<\/a>, for stories that are truly degrading.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lVE0lhCut7E\" target=\"_blank\">Kelly Bensimon<\/a>, for stories that are so shameful you should be isolated from polite society until your psychosis is under control.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to remember which acquaintance told me a story that ended in the words &#8220;&#8230;so I was embarrassed in front of Eddie Money.&#8221; I&#8217;ve also been trying to remember what kind of terrible faux pas would put Eddie Money in a position to judge your ass. If you&#8217;re the one with the Eddie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/let-wendyb-rate-your-shame\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[506],"class_list":{"0":"post-5866","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-celebrities","7":"tag-eddie-money","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5866"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5868,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5866\/revisions\/5868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}