{"id":5854,"date":"2010-06-17T01:04:23","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T05:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=5854"},"modified":"2010-06-17T01:04:23","modified_gmt":"2010-06-17T05:04:23","slug":"play-goldmolar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/play-goldmolar\/","title":{"rendered":"Play “Goldmolar!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The theme song from the 1964 James Bond movie Goldfinger <\/a>is stuck in my head because I recently saw the Frasier<\/a> episode in which the Cranes sing the song.<\/p>\n

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Gold body parts are on my mind for another reason. This spring I cracked a molar, which required a root canal and a crown. Because the affected tooth is the last one on my upper jaw and can’t be seen when I talk or smile, my dentist recommended a gold crown instead of a porcelain one. He was worried that I wouldn’t want a gold tooth. I think he got more worried when I asked if I could have it engraved. What?! I can’t have gold that’s not stylish!<\/p>\n

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My initials on my new gold tooth.<\/p><\/div>\n

When Lil’ Wayne gets out of jail<\/a>, he and I are totes<\/a> going to hang out and talk about our grills.<\/p>\n

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Lil' Wayne photo from BET.com.<\/p><\/div> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The theme song from the 1964 James Bond movie Goldfinger is stuck in my head because I recently saw the Frasier episode in which the Cranes sing the song. Gold body parts are on my mind for another reason. This spring I cracked a molar, which required a root canal and a crown. Because the…<\/p>\n

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