{"id":580,"date":"2008-05-12T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=580"},"modified":"2008-05-12T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T04:01:00","slug":"pig-has-landed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/pig-has-landed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pig Has Landed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fernando von Bakonstein has safely returned<\/a> to his Illinois home. Don’t forget to stay tuned to the International House of Blogcakes<\/a> for future iHog adventures. To reminisce about the pig’s visit with me, click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here’s one last iHog photo. Someone came to my blog by searching for “jewelry-sniffing dog.” I was sure they really meant “jewelry-sniffing hog” so, being helpful, I took this picture.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Fernando sniffs my Isabella and Matilda necklaces<\/p>\n

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UPDATED TO ADD: Other searches of note: “how to wear 80s style pleated jeans” and “miss mission valley california hooters.” Hope you guys found what you were looking for. And for the many people preoccupied with this topic, Anne Boleyn’s brother George was not gay. That was a fictional characterization probably based on a vague hypothesis from a desperate biographer<\/a>. Also, George and Anne did not commit incest.<\/p>\n

UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: What is with you size queens searching for “oversize cock”? Here is a big one. Can you handle it?<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>For more giant cocks, click <\/span>here<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Fernando von Bakonstein has safely returned to his Illinois home. Don’t forget to stay tuned to the International House of Blogcakes for future iHog adventures. To reminisce about the pig’s visit with me, click here. Here’s one last iHog photo. Someone came to my blog by searching for “jewelry-sniffing dog.” I was sure they really…<\/p>\n

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