{"id":578,"date":"2008-05-11T13:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=578"},"modified":"2008-05-11T13:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T20:28:00","slug":"liar-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/liar-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Liar Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My delightful graphic designer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ten-12.com\/\">Lori Kadezabek<\/a> turned 30 today. Her boyfriend got her my Isabella Wolf-Fang Necklace in silver.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/pro-detail.php?cat=true&amp;id=183\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SCdQpNqqRLI\/AAAAAAAADJA\/xSlRY4Wp5iQ\/s320\/Isabella_Wolf_Silver.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199212963795977394\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Isabella Wolf-Fang Necklace<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;font-size:85%;\" ><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">\u00a9 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Wendy Brandes 2007-2008<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;font-size:85%;\" >Photo by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.muggphoto.com\/\">John Muggenborg<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Lori picked out the necklace herself, but her BF wanted to surprise her, so he told me that if she asked, I should say I hadn&#8217;t heard from him.  I was most amused by the email I received from her after she got her gift. The subject line was, &#8220;Liar Pants!!!&#8221; It went on say:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Obviously you know&#8230;HE GOT ME THE WOLF AND IT ROCKS!!! IT IS EVEN MORE AWESOME IN PERSON!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!<br \/>I sooo didn&#8217;t think I was getting it \ud83d\ude41<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m asked to lie about gifts on a fairly regular basis. It&#8217;s not my favorite part of the job because I don&#8217;t like disappointing people, even temporarily, but I will do it as long as the gift-buyer gives me a warning. But don&#8217;t forget about someone&#8217;s birthday and then try to retroactively pretend you were conspiring with me all along! I charge extra for being dragged into your domestic drama.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a new <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/killer-comedy-fashion-and-jewelry.html\">Edburga Poison Ring<\/a> (shown open and closed) for those of you in the shopping mood. This time I didn&#8217;t completely blacken the silver but just gave it some texture. The stone is a rose quartz with a diamond set underneath it. It&#8217;s not on my halfway-working <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/\">site<\/a> yet, so if you&#8217;re interested, contact me at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SCdU7tqqRNI\/AAAAAAAADJQ\/awbeXqIFs8o\/s320\/edburga_RQ_Diamond_closed.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199217679670068434\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<pre wrap=\"\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SCdUZNqqRMI\/AAAAAAAADJI\/oT_FVkWp7MU\/s320\/edburga_RQ_Diamond_open.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199217086964581570\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/pre>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Edburga Poison Ring<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">  <span style=\"font-style: italic;font-size:85%;\" ><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">\u00a9 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Wendy Brandes 2007-2008<\/span> <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"> <span style=\"font-style: italic;font-size:85%;\" >Photo by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.muggphoto.com\/\">John Muggenborg<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;font-size:85%;\" ><br \/><\/span><\/span>By the way, if you are on my blog roll, you should ALWAYS contact me at that address to purchase rather than using the website. Blog roll bitches fall into the &#8220;friends and family&#8221; category, so you are welcome to make your request personally. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My delightful graphic designer Lori Kadezabek turned 30 today. Her boyfriend got her my Isabella Wolf-Fang Necklace in silver. Isabella Wolf-Fang Necklace\u00a9 Wendy Brandes 2007-2008Photo by John Muggenborg Lori picked out the necklace herself, but her BF wanted to surprise her, so he told me that if she asked, I should say I hadn&#8217;t heard&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/liar-pants\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,43,13,7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-578","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-gorgeous-clients","7":"category-my-designs","8":"category-necklaces","9":"category-poison-rings","10":"category-rings","11":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}