{"id":5636,"date":"2010-07-04T00:01:19","date_gmt":"2010-07-04T04:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=5636"},"modified":"2010-07-03T18:08:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-03T22:08:01","slug":"safety-lessons-from-uncle-sam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/safety-lessons-from-uncle-sam\/","title":{"rendered":"Safety Lessons From Uncle Sam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy 4th of July to my U.S. readers! I know I spend way too much time thinking about fashion because Uncle Sam&#8217;s outfit reminds me of <a href=\"http:\/\/viktoretrolf.typepad.com\/about.html\" target=\"_blank\">Viktor &amp; Rolf&#8217;s Fall\/Winter 2000\/2001 collection<\/a> instead of vice versa.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6086\" style=\"width: 383px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sonofthesouth.net\/uncle-sam\/navy-poster.htm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6086\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6086  \" title=\"navy-poster\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/navy-poster.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"373\" height=\"506\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6086\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_6087\" style=\"width: 304px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.centraalmuseum.nl\/page.ocl?pageid=133&amp;expo_id=193\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6087\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6087\" title=\"VIKTOR &amp; ROLF PUPPETS SERIE 2008 \u00a9 PHOTO PETER STIGTER\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/viktorrolf1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"294\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/viktorrolf1.jpg 294w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/viktorrolf1-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6087\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A doll wearing Viktor &amp; Rolf&#39;s stars-and-stripes outfit. Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I also know I spend too much time watching Law &amp; Order reruns because Uncle Sam makes me think of <a href=\"..\/2010\/05\/a-devastating-day-for-eyebrow-lovers\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sam  Waterston&#8217;s eyebrows<\/a>. I&#8217;m still devastated by the cancellation of Sam Waterston&#8217;s show, <a href=\"http:\/\/mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com\/2010\/05\/14\/nbc-cancels-law-order\/?src=me\" target=\"_blank\">Law &amp; Order<\/a>. I keep envisioning the eyebrows standing on the unemployment line. Sad! But Law &amp; Order didn&#8217;t air in vain. I&#8217;m going to share two important safety tips I&#8217;ve learned after years of watching the show.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you knock on someone&#8217;s door and the unlocked door opens a tiny bit, there&#8217;s a dead body on the premises. 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