{"id":5450,"date":"2010-05-14T17:13:06","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T21:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=5450"},"modified":"2010-05-14T17:18:07","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T21:18:07","slug":"a-devastating-day-for-eyebrow-lovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/a-devastating-day-for-eyebrow-lovers\/","title":{"rendered":"A Devastating Day for Eyebrow Lovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am calling for a national day of mourning because the original <a href=\"http:\/\/mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com\/2010\/05\/14\/nbc-cancels-law-order\/?src=me\" target=\"_blank\">Law &amp; Order has been canceled<\/a> after a mere 20 years on the air. Do you realize what this means? SAM WATERSTON&#8217;S EYEBROWS WILL BE UNEMPLOYED.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5451\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/samwaterston.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5451\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5451\" title=\"samwaterston\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/samwaterston.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/samwaterston.jpg 215w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/samwaterston-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 215px) 100vw, 215px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5451\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sam and his eyebrows.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Sam and his brows have been a major obsession of mine. I don&#8217;t know how I&#8217;ll go on without them. You&#8217;re probably crying over the cancellation right now, but when you dry your tears, you can read all 10 of my blog posts that mention Sam Waterston&#8217;s eyebrows.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/obsessions-some-old-some-new\/\" target=\"_blank\">Introducing my obsession.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/spitzer-is-sorry-about-ho-thing\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sam&#8217;s eyebrows never commented on the Eliot Spitzer mess<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/bookmarked\/\" target=\"_blank\">Reminder of Sam&#8217;s status<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/seen-on-phoebe\/\" target=\"_blank\">The eyebrows vs. Coco<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/new-venture\/\" target=\"_blank\">I should have named the new venture after the brows.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/im-only-anti-work\/\" target=\"_blank\">My dream will never be fulfilled<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/third-place-is-as-good-as-winning\/\" target=\"_blank\">Love me, love the eyebrows<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/matrix-is-everywhere\/\" target=\"_blank\">So close, but so far<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/london-day-4-henry-viii-and-hamlet\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jude Law&#8217;s hairline doesn&#8217;t compare<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/the-eyebrows-have-it\/\" target=\"_blank\">The fashion world finally recognizes the beauty that I saw all along.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I will never forget you, Sam Waterston&#8217;s eyebrows! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am calling for a national day of mourning because the original Law &amp; Order has been canceled after a mere 20 years on the air. Do you realize what this means? SAM WATERSTON&#8217;S EYEBROWS WILL BE UNEMPLOYED. Sam and his brows have been a major obsession of mine. I don&#8217;t know how I&#8217;ll go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/a-devastating-day-for-eyebrow-lovers\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5451,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[80,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-obsessions","category-tv","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5450"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5454,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450\/revisions\/5454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}