{"id":461,"date":"2008-03-11T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T01:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=461"},"modified":"2008-03-11T18:57:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T01:57:00","slug":"tags-i-has-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/tags-i-has-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Tags. I Has Them."},"content":{"rendered":"
Micgar over at C3 Fun<\/a> recently assaulted me with an 8-themed tag. Luckily he didn’t wield a 100-themed tag, because that is a capital offense. Here you go, Micgar.<\/p>\n

8 Things I Am Passionate About<\/p>\n

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  1. Jewelry<\/a><\/li>\n
  2. Favorite fashion designers<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. Queens<\/a><\/li>\n
  4. Dogs<\/a><\/li>\n
  5. Feminism<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. My idol, Coco<\/a><\/li>\n
  7. Avoiding bad movies<\/li>\n
  8. Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    8 Things I Want to Do Before I Die<\/p>\n

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    1. Discover cure for death. If achieved, items 2-8 are moot.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      8 Things I Say Often<\/p>\n

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      1. “Actually …”<\/li>\n
      2. “Where did I leave my keys?”<\/li>\n
      3. “OMG! WTF!”<\/li>\n
      4. “This is a stickup! Don’t move and no one gets hurt!”<\/li>\n
      5. “Open wide and say ‘ah.'”<\/li>\n
      6. “Son of a nerf herder!”<\/li>\n
      7. “I have a bad feeling about this.”<\/li>\n
      8. “Luke, I am your father.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        8 Books I Have Read Lately<\/p>\n

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        1. When Christ and His Saints Slept<\/a> (still reading)<\/li>\n
        2. My G-String Mother<\/a><\/li>\n
        3. The Reluctant Queen<\/a> (still reading)<\/li>\n
        4. Dark Angels<\/a> (still reading … I read a lot of books at once)<\/li>\n
        5. The Queen’s Secret<\/a><\/li>\n
        6. Ella<\/a><\/li>\n
        7. The Memoirs of a Beautiful Boy<\/a><\/li>\n
        8. Does the latest issue of Playboy count?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          8 Songs I Could Listen to Over and Over<\/p>\n

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          1. Everything’s Coming Up Roses<\/a><\/li>\n
          2. You Gotta Have a Gimmick<\/a><\/li>\n
          3. Rainbow High<\/a><\/li>\n
          4. Cabaret<\/a><\/li>\n
          5. You Won’t Succeed on Broadway<\/a><\/li>\n
          6. Misirlou<\/a><\/li>\n
          7. Schadenfreude<\/a><\/li>\n
          8. White Rabbit<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            8 Things That Attract Me to My Best Friends<\/p>\n

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            1. Mile-long legs<\/li>\n
            2. Pert bosoms<\/li>\n
            3. Long, luxurious hair<\/li>\n
            4. Taut abdomens<\/li>\n
            5. Jiggle-free buttocks<\/li>\n
            6. Full lips<\/li>\n
            7. Unfathomable eyes<\/li>\n
            8. Susceptibility to flattery<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              I’m supposed to name eight people to do this meme, but I don’t hate any of you that much. If you want to do it, consider yourself tagged. If you think you’ve made my day, you can also consider yourself tagged, because the following people were kind enough to tell me that relatively recently. Okay, months ago, but time flies.<\/p>\n