{"id":456,"date":"2008-03-09T22:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T05:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=456"},"modified":"2014-03-03T09:21:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T17:21:07","slug":"anne-boleyn-for-dummies-part-deux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/anne-boleyn-for-dummies-part-deux\/","title":{"rendered":"Anne Boleyn for Dummies, Part Deux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now with 100% more idiocy! I belatedly read an item in Fashion Week Daily; it was overheard at a screening of The Other Boleyn Girl:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In the popcorn line, <strong>[starlet&#8217;s name redacted]<\/strong> chatted up <strong>[second starlet]<\/strong>, who recently finished filming <em>After School<\/em>, a documentary directed by <strong>Chris Barrett<\/strong> about teacher-student sex scandals (she plays a character named Cherry). &#8220;Did you know Natalie&#8217;s necklace in the film is the same one Ugly Betty wears?&#8221; Starlet #1 quizzed. &#8220;No way,&#8221; Starlet #2 replied in shock. &#8220;It can&#8217;t be; it&#8217;s such a crucial part of the film!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t understand why this is annoying? Read <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/02\/anne-boleyn-for-dummies.html\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R9TL-aFm4ZI\/AAAAAAAACXQ\/JSoZYf4AUxI\/s1600-h\/annehatesyou.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175986144770711954\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R9TL-aFm4ZI\/AAAAAAAACXQ\/JSoZYf4AUxI\/s320\/annehatesyou.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Anne Boleyn is not amused.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now with 100% more idiocy! I belatedly read an item in Fashion Week Daily; it was overheard at a screening of The Other Boleyn Girl: In the popcorn line, [starlet&#8217;s name redacted] chatted up [second starlet], who recently finished filming After School, a documentary directed by Chris Barrett about teacher-student sex scandals (she plays a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/anne-boleyn-for-dummies-part-deux\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[78,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-456","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-anne-boleyn","7":"category-insanity","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24630,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/24630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}