{"id":4496,"date":"2010-04-04T17:18:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-04T21:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=4496"},"modified":"2019-11-01T12:00:24","modified_gmt":"2019-11-01T16:00:24","slug":"easter-egg-eyebrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/easter-egg-eyebrows\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter Egg Eyebrows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forget about the traditional Easter bonnet. Today is the day to try out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marshmallowpeeps.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Peeptastic<\/a> pastel eyebrows seen on the <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/fashion\/2010\/03\/balenciagas_green_and_orange_e.html\" target=\"_blank\">Balenciaga runway<\/a> last month.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/fashionista.com\/2010\/03\/is-the-new-pastel-eyebrows-and-pastel-hair\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">CLICK FOR BABY-BLUE EYEBROWS<\/a>.<\/center><\/p>\n<p>When I saw the Balenciaga pictures, I immediately thought of my gorgeous friend Kara Baby and her gorgeous sister Stephanie Baby.\u00a0 No, their last name isn&#8217;t really &#8220;Baby.&#8221; I just call them that. My <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/the-post-without-any-fireman-photos\/\" target=\"_blank\">sister Terri<\/a>&#8216;s last name isn&#8217;t Berry either. That&#8217;s just a nickname. Anyway, in 1999 or so, I was hanging out downtown with Kara Baby when she suddenly said, &#8220;Look, here comes my sister with her purple eyebrows.&#8221; And sure enough, there was a hot chick with purple eyebrows courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.makeupforever.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Make Up For Ever<\/a> eyeshadow. Stephanie didn&#8217;t limit herself to purple. Here&#8217;s a picture of her wearing red eyebrows from Allure&#8217;s August 1999 story about the introduction of Tommy Hilfiger&#8217;s makeup line.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5004\" style=\"width: 335px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5004\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5004\" title=\"stephanie scannell\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/stephanie-scannell.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/stephanie-scannell.jpg 325w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/stephanie-scannell-198x300.jpg 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-5004\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stephanie Baby<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The Balenciaga show isn&#8217;t the first time someone has jacked Stephanie Baby&#8217;s eyebrow style.\u00a0 StephanieB points the finger at Britney Spears and her wig-matching red brows in the 2004 Toxic video.<\/p>\n<p><center><div id=\"attachment_5005\" style=\"width: 467px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5005\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5005   \" title=\"britneyspears\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/britneyspears.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"457\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/britneyspears.jpg 635w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/britneyspears-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5005\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Britney in Toxic. Click to see the whole video.<\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Stephanie Baby isn&#8217;t being paranoid and I&#8217;m not being biased due to <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/britney-and-ring\/\" target=\"_blank\">past experience<\/a>. Stephanie was bartending at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.litloungenyc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lit<\/a> in the East Village in October 2003 when a guy came in looking for &#8220;authentic NYC party people.&#8221; Stephanie&#8217;s friends&#8217; reaction was, &#8220;Who is this creep?&#8221; but Stephanie herself thought, &#8220;Awesome! I&#8217;m a party person!&#8221; The video was shooting right down the street from where she lived in Long Island City &#8212; at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.silvercupstudios.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Silvercup Studios<\/a> &#8212; so she rolled up in her usual sex-ay clothes and colored brows and wound up in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UU5WQCufojA\" target=\"_blank\">Me Against the Music<\/a> video that Britney made with Madonna. Stephanie never saw Madonna but said Britney hung out with everyone and even complimented Stephanie&#8217;s makeup. So it&#8217;s totally possible that two months later, when Britney was filming the Toxic video, she said, &#8220;Hey, red eyebrows would look cool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Stephanie tells me you can see more of her in the &#8220;Making of&#8230;&#8221; video than in the video itself, so take a look for her here. I can&#8217;t see a thing because anytime I desperately need to watch something online, I get an attack of <a href=\"http:\/\/encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com\/buffering\" target=\"_blank\">buffering<\/a>. Once, while I was attempting to watch CSI online, the video stopped and restarted so often that it took me two hours to get through 45 minutes of TV. That&#8217;s why you don&#8217;t find me watching TV online too often.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IxRntcnckqQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Stephanie Baby needs to pipe up and tell me if she&#8217;s wearing a <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/basic-wardrobe-part-iii\/\" target=\"_blank\">faux-ny tail<\/a> in this video. That would make it easier to spot her. She wore a faux-ny tail often and she was so good at doing them that I had her do mine when I went to MTV&#8217;s Video Music Awards in 2003<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5008\" style=\"width: 312px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vma20031.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5008\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5008\" title=\"vma2003\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vma20031.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"302\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vma20031.jpg 302w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vma20031-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 302px) 100vw, 302px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5008\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">WendyB in 2003. Faux-ny tail by Stephanie Baby. Dress by Plein Sud.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_5009\" style=\"width: 306px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5009\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5009 \" title=\"vma2003.2\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vma2003.2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"296\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vma2003.2.jpg 296w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vma2003.2-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-5009\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I still have the Moonman from the VMA gift bag. I have the dress too. I never throw anything out.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As I remember it, the day Stephanie Baby did my faux-ny tail, she wasn&#8217;t wearing colored eyebrows but really intense, black, Sharpie-like ones. That look makes me think of highlarious gossip blogger Michael K of <a href=\"http:\/\/dlisted.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dlisted<\/a> and his &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/my-new-catchphrase\/\" target=\"_blank\">assault with a deadly eyebrow<\/a>&#8221; line. And that line, in turn, makes me think of the dude in Animotion&#8217;s &#8217;80s video for Obsession (the song, not the Calvin Klein perfume).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_5011\" style=\"width: 468px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=E5Lec3m1pLY\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5011\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5011 \" title=\"animotion\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/animotion.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/animotion.jpg 572w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/animotion-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5011\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to see the whole video.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I think that eyebrow might be trying to get away from the terrifying side ponytail worn by the female member of Animotion, which you can see blurrily <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/great-minds-think-alike-about-80s-sunglasses\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. I keep meaning to do a second-by-second screen-cap breakdown of the Obsession video because there&#8217;s so much shit going on there that it really needs to be studied closely. If I get video working smoothly on a day when I&#8217;m feeling ambitious &#8212; a convergence of events that is rarer than a solar eclipse &#8212; I&#8217;ll do that.<\/p>\n<p>Until then, if you have better luck than I do with video and want eyebrows that scream &#8220;bitch!&#8221;, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">follow this chola makeup tutorial by Baby Smiley.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stephanie Baby is a real estate agent now and has given up her colored eyebrows, but I think she should start doing them again. She could develop a niche catering to people with crazy style. Like &#8230; if you have colored eyebrows or full-body tattoos or more piercings than you can count or scalp implants that make you look like you have devil horns, Stephanie is the Realtor for you. Squares go elsewhere! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget about the traditional Easter bonnet. Today is the day to try out the Peeptastic pastel eyebrows seen on the Balenciaga runway last month. CLICK FOR BABY-BLUE EYEBROWS. When I saw the Balenciaga pictures, I immediately thought of my gorgeous friend Kara Baby and her gorgeous sister Stephanie Baby.\u00a0 No, their last name isn&#8217;t really&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/easter-egg-eyebrows\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":43956,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,551,83,70,101,54,116,42],"tags":[460],"class_list":["post-4496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-britney-spears","category-faux-ny-tail","category-gorgeous-friends","category-hair","category-holidays","category-madonna","category-makeup","category-music","tag-vmas","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4496"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43957,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496\/revisions\/43957"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/43956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}