{"id":44598,"date":"2020-02-20T23:32:01","date_gmt":"2020-02-21T04:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=44598"},"modified":"2020-02-20T23:36:32","modified_gmt":"2020-02-21T04:36:32","slug":"what-wendy-wore-valentines-day-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2020\/02\/what-wendy-wore-valentines-day-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"What Wendy Wore: Valentine&#8217;s Day Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Valentine&#8217;s Day, I was disappointed that I didn&#8217;t put more effort into my outfit. I do adore the floofy H&amp;M jacket gifted to me by <a href=\"http:\/\/sheilaephemera.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">OG blogger Sheila of Ephemera<\/a> in 2018. It&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s-worthy red and even vaguely heart-shaped thanks to its puffy shoulders. But, as you can see, I lazily wore it with jeans.<\/p>\n<p><center><div id=\"attachment_44599\" style=\"width: 508px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2019\/02\/what-wendy-wore-valentines-day-2019\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-44599\" class=\"wp-image-44599 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/vday2019blogsize.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/vday2019blogsize.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/vday2019blogsize-140x300.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/vday2019blogsize-477x1024.jpg 477w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/vday2019blogsize-300x643.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-44599\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click for original post from 2019.<\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I have a heart-themed vintage Moschino dress that&#8217;s begging to be worn again.<\/p>\n<p><center><div id=\"attachment_44600\" style=\"width: 508px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/02\/what-wendy-wore-the-valentines-day-moschino-returns\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-44600\" class=\"wp-image-44600 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2015resize.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"1136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2015resize.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2015resize-132x300.jpg 132w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2015resize-449x1024.jpg 449w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2015resize-300x684.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-44600\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The vintage Moschino in 2015.<\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This year, I was determined to wear the Moschino; MrB was excited to see it. Our Valentine&#8217;s dinner wasn&#8217;t until 9:15 p.m., so I had plenty of time to sit and chat with my goldsmith when I went to pick up a customer&#8217;s ring at 5:30 p.m. I actually had too much time, because I would get home by 6 p.m.\u00a0 So when my goldsmith offered a glass of wine, why would I say no? I&#8217;d be home by 7 p.m. at the latest. Even after a second glass of wine, I&#8217;d be home by 8 p.m. Hey, I could even leave the office AT 8 p.m. and still do a quick change and get to the restaurant in time. But it&#8217;s silly to leave a teeny bit of wine in a bottle &#8212; you might as well drink it, so we did &#8212; and lo and behold! Once the bottle was empty, I had only 15 minutes to meet MrB.\u00a0 Therefore, I did end up outdoing 2018&#8217;s outfit in a manner of speaking: This look is much more disappointing. <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44601\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2019.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2019.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2019-173x300.jpg 173w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/valentines2019-300x522.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><strong>What Wendy Wore to the Diamond District<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><strong>Coat:<\/strong>\u00a0Moose Knuckles (2017)<br \/>\n<strong>Sweater:<\/strong> Lord &amp; Taylor cashmere (2017 or 2018)<br \/>\n<strong>Jeans:<\/strong> Acne (2008-ish, lots of patching on them)<br \/>\n<strong>Boots:<\/strong> Uggs (2017)<br \/>\n<strong>Glasses:<\/strong> Prada (2010)<br \/>\n<strong>Purse:<\/strong> Louis Vuitton (2011)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I guess it could&#8217;ve been worse, considering I&#8217;ve run jewelry errands while wearing something I slept in the night before. And, in my defense, the card I gave MrB didn&#8217;t specifically cite &#8220;style&#8221; as one of my desirable attributes.<\/p>\n<p><center><div id=\"attachment_44602\" style=\"width: 508px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/card1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-44602\" class=\"wp-image-44602\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/card1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"664\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/card1.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/card1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/card1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/card1-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-44602\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to enlarge.<\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t MrB a lucky guy?<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44603\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/cardinside.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"664\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/cardinside.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/cardinside-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/cardinside-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Wait till he sees me on Valentine&#8217;s Day 2021! The<a href=\"https:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/glo-up\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> glo up<\/a> will be real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Valentine&#8217;s Day, I was disappointed that I didn&#8217;t put more effort into my outfit. I do adore the floofy H&amp;M jacket gifted to me by OG blogger Sheila of Ephemera in 2018. It&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s-worthy red and even vaguely heart-shaped thanks to its puffy shoulders. 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