{"id":44582,"date":"2020-02-11T23:08:43","date_gmt":"2020-02-12T04:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=44582"},"modified":"2020-02-12T17:59:57","modified_gmt":"2020-02-12T22:59:57","slug":"my-slogan-for-warren-pretend-she-has-a-penis-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2020\/02\/my-slogan-for-warren-pretend-she-has-a-penis-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"My Slogan for Warren: Pretend She Has a Penis 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"

Picture a white man in a suit who apologized for and learned from his mistakes; evolved his positions and clarified them when criticized; calmly answered aggressive questions; pinky promised with little children to remember important moments; and stood for hours to take pictures with every single person who wanted one — in heat or cold — and was as jubilant at the end of the line as he was at the beginning. People would be in awe of that presidential candidate. He’d be a sure thing. But Elizabeth Warren isn’t a man.<\/p>\n

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