{"id":426,"date":"2008-02-23T20:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T03:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=426"},"modified":"2008-02-23T20:41:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T03:41:00","slug":"my-new-catchphrase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/my-new-catchphrase\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Catchphrase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like to tease anonymous peeps whose photos turn up online, but I have to make an exception for this woman&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/years\/2008\/0222082mugs13.html\">mug shot<\/a> because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/node\/24012\">Dlisted&#8217;s item<\/a> on her made me laugh out loud.<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/node\/24012\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R8Dn3sv5XXI\/AAAAAAAACKA\/MeKKcsb3e2k\/s320\/chola.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170387316312202610\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>The following sentences are all great:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s strange, because she has office manager hair, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=chola\">chola<\/a> eyebrows.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s in chola recovery.<\/li>\n<li>That is Sharpee dedication.<\/li>\n<li> Assault with a deadly eyebrow? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But &#8220;Excuse her beauty&#8221; is definitely the winner. &#8220;Excuse my beauty&#8221; is going to be my new catchphrase. It works for almost any situation. If I sneeze? &#8220;Excuse my beauty!&#8221; Trying to push past a slow-moving tourist on Fifth Avenue? &#8220;Excuse my beauty!&#8221; That&#8217;s right. You better excuse my damn beauty! Or I&#8217;ll stab you with my eyebrow. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like to tease anonymous peeps whose photos turn up online, but I have to make an exception for this woman&#8217;s mug shot because Dlisted&#8217;s item on her made me laugh out loud. The following sentences are all great: It&#8217;s strange, because she has office manager hair, but chola eyebrows. It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/my-new-catchphrase\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[114,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-426","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-excuse-my-beauty","7":"category-insanity","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}