{"id":41660,"date":"2019-01-11T17:51:01","date_gmt":"2019-01-11T22:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=41660"},"modified":"2019-01-11T18:08:16","modified_gmt":"2019-01-11T23:08:16","slug":"put-your-lips-together-and-blow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/put-your-lips-together-and-blow\/","title":{"rendered":"“Put Your Lips Together and Blow”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Men often ask me if they can wear my necklaces, and I answer, “Of course!” But I’ve never had photographic evidence until now. Behold my Virginia Woolf Whistle looking hot, hot, hot.<\/p>\n

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Click to view on Dymania’s Instagram account.<\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n

I can’t outdo my model’s original caption for this, so here it is:<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m serving angry-coach-gonna-punish-the-whole-team-if-you-don\u2019t-give-me-ten-more masochistic fantasy (and the ‘ten’ here is Ks to pay for the heavy-metal, solid-gold whistle around my neck).”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you’re in Columbus, Ohio, you can pick up this bad boy — and I do mean the whistle necklace, not the bad boy wearing it — at Alexanders Jewelers<\/a>.\u00a0 The rest of you can find it on 1stdibs<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Men often ask me if they can wear my necklaces, and I answer, “Of course!” But I’ve never had photographic evidence until now. Behold my Virginia Woolf Whistle looking hot, hot, hot. I can’t outdo my model’s original caption for this, so here it is: “I\u2019m serving angry-coach-gonna-punish-the-whole-team-if-you-don\u2019t-give-me-ten-more masochistic fantasy (and the ‘ten’ here is…<\/p>\n

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