{"id":408,"date":"2008-02-15T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-16T03:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=408"},"modified":"2019-06-13T10:58:17","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T14:58:17","slug":"coco-aka-bitch-get-over-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/coco-aka-bitch-get-over-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Coco AKA &quot;Bitch, Get Over Here&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been distressed recently because my idol, Coco, is in Playboy Magazine, and while I have a free lifetime subscription to Playboy, some of you do not. I have been up nights worrying about you peeps missing out on Coco&#8217;s big moment. Well, now I can sleep easy thanks to Playboy.com and 10 milligrams of Ambien. Click <a href=\"http:\/\/celebglitz.com\/34560\/Celebrity-Gossip\/coco-s-playboy-interview.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> for an asstastic Coco interview that proves she and Ice-T are the most glorious lovers to ever couple in a club bathroom. As if there had been any doubt! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been distressed recently because my idol, Coco, is in Playboy Magazine, and while I have a free lifetime subscription to Playboy, some of you do not. I have been up nights worrying about you peeps missing out on Coco&#8217;s big moment. Well, now I can sleep easy thanks to Playboy.com and 10 milligrams of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/coco-aka-bitch-get-over-here\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[88,80],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-408","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-coco","7":"category-obsessions","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42955,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/42955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}