{"id":398,"date":"2008-02-09T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T05:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=398"},"modified":"2008-02-09T22:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-10T05:10:00","slug":"free-association-with-search-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/free-association-with-search-terms\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Association With Search Terms"},"content":{"rendered":"
Here are my initial reactions to some of the search terms that bring people to this blog.<\/p>\n

“Life is full of disappointments.”
<\/strong>Yep.<\/p>\n

“Why does Steven Tyler have scarves tied to his microphone”
<\/strong>It’s purty.<\/p>\n

“Empress Wu<\/a> photo”
<\/strong>There were no cameras in the 700s. Idiot.<\/p>\n

“Can’t wear underwear”<\/strong>
Why? Religious reasons or allergy?<\/p>\n

“My husband has a tiny cock.”
<\/strong>Get in touch with R. Murdock<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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“Wearing rings handjob”<\/strong>
Ouch.<\/p>\n

“Wendy get with it”<\/strong>
Mom! Get off my case.<\/p>\n

“fetish wear horse latex boot”<\/strong>
Um. What? <\/p>\n

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Here are my initial reactions to some of the search terms that bring people to this blog. “Life is full of disappointments.”Yep. “Why does Steven Tyler have scarves tied to his microphone”It’s purty. “Empress Wu photo”There were no cameras in the 700s. Idiot. “Can’t wear underwear”Why? Religious reasons or allergy? “My husband has a tiny…<\/p>\n

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