{"id":38520,"date":"2017-12-25T18:32:06","date_gmt":"2017-12-25T23:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=38520"},"modified":"2017-12-26T00:20:15","modified_gmt":"2017-12-26T05:20:15","slug":"merry-christmas-from-the-obamas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/merry-christmas-from-the-obamas\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas From the Obamas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For years, on December 25, I&#8217;d recycle my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/happy-holiday-goyim\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;Merry Titmas!&#8221; post from 2008<\/a>. In 2016, sadly, <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/rip-george-michael\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">I interrupted that tradition to mourn the death of George Michael<\/a>. This year is even more tragic, as a man unqualified to clean my cats&#8217; litter boxes &#8212; let alone be president &#8212; assassinates truth and justice on a regular basis.<\/p>\n<p>The same guy who tweeted &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realdonaldtrump\/status\/17979321264115714?lang=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Happy Holidays<\/a>&#8221; in 2010 is now telling us it is &#8220;safe&#8221; to say &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8221; again, as if it were ever forbidden. Shout-out to Jenna Johnson &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/in-a-pro-trump-town-they-never-stopped-saying-merry-christmas\/2017\/12\/24\/832446a0-e403-11e7-a65d-1ac0fd7f097e_story.html?utm_term=.cf9ec4fbbe8d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">of the normally much-better-than-this Washington Pos<\/a>t &#8212; for regurgitating the absurd narrative created by a white supremacist who is actually orange (which reminds me that I&#8217;ve always hated Creamsicles).\u00a0 If the press ever dragged itself away from the racist rural bubble it loves to wallow in, it would find people like me: raised Jewish; turned atheist; living in big, bad, liberal New York City; and saying BOTH &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; and &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8221; all of my life like it&#8217;s not big deal BECAUSE IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.salon.com\/2017\/11\/30\/this-supercut-of-obama-saying-merry-christmas-might-just-break-trumps-heart\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Or maybe y&#8217;all can just watch this supercut of the Obamas saying, &#8220;Merry Christmas,&#8221; <\/a>and call out Trump for being a compulsive liar.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6d7mTRaUmaE\" frameborder=\"0\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>When Trump calls something &#8220;fake news,&#8221; what he&#8217;s really saying is, &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ushmm.org\/outreach\/en\/article.php?ModuleId=10007677\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Believe my propaganda<\/a>.&#8221; Don&#8217;t be a sucker! This shit did not turn out well in Germany.<\/p>\n<p><center><a id='5BlG6QFfTstqwEAwq5Qi2Q' class='gie-single' href='http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/3313130' target='_blank' style='color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;'>Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'5BlG6QFfTstqwEAwq5Qi2Q',sig:'eYs5fHS0e2jJxQcRcD1egaBYqri63eVu8hFR5AZyLHA=',w:'594px',h:'438px',items:'3313130',caption: true ,tld:'com',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>For those of you still living in the world of facts, science, and goodwill towards men, women, and those who identify otherwise &#8230; have a merry fucking Titmas &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><a id='IDOi032uTVhamFQFHFa2Xg' class='gie-single' href='http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/71654836' target='_blank' style='color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;'>Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'IDOi032uTVhamFQFHFa2Xg',sig:'hykvDvoDtes2OLBwxZcnKAHIV8U29vK9hMJg8APBMAc=',w:'466px',h:'594px',items:'71654836',caption: true ,tld:'com',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sisterdistrict.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Democratic New Year<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. If Trump&#8217;s secret police disappears me for posts like this before we can get rid of the GOP, someone save my blog. I mean it!<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/PKuRjFpImo6xa\" width=\"480\" height=\"268\" frameBorder=\"0\" class=\"giphy-embed\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/airplane-leslie-nielsen-robert-hays-PKuRjFpImo6xa\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For years, on December 25, I&#8217;d recycle my &#8220;Merry Titmas!&#8221; post from 2008. In 2016, sadly, I interrupted that tradition to mourn the death of George Michael. This year is even more tragic, as a man unqualified to clean my cats&#8217; litter boxes &#8212; let alone be president &#8212; assassinates truth and justice on a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/merry-christmas-from-the-obamas\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[101,723,50],"tags":[1476],"class_list":{"0":"post-38520","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-holidays","7":"category-special-occasions","8":"category-truth-justice-and-the-american-way","9":"tag-merry-christmas","10":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38520"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38532,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38520\/revisions\/38532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}