{"id":365,"date":"2008-01-14T22:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=365"},"modified":"2008-01-14T22:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T05:02:00","slug":"laugh-your-ass-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/laugh-your-ass-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Laugh Your Ass Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mel Brooks said, &#8220;I cut my finger. That&#8217;s tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That&#8217;s comedy.&#8221;  He was wrong. A man has terribly painful ass surgery. That&#8217;s comedy! I belatedly came across <a href=\"http:\/\/imgonnafly.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/piss-bag-hell.html\">this November post by Bad Bob<\/a>. I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re feeling better, Bad Bob! I hope it helps to know that I laughed till I cried.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R4u9l6i7wEI\/AAAAAAAABxI\/z8I7lEzYEOU\/s1600-h\/david_torso_back.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R4u9l6i7wEI\/AAAAAAAABxI\/z8I7lEzYEOU\/s400\/david_torso_back.gif\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155422657524252738\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>If you peeps need more reading material of the non-laughter-inducing variety, check out this remarkable story by Bill Dawes about Project Runway contestant <a href=\"http:\/\/www.billdawes.net\/archives\/project_runaway.phtml\">Elisa Jimenez<\/a> (thanks for the link, <a href=\"http:\/\/fashionista.com\/2008\/01\/elisa_has_amnesia.php\">Fashionista<\/a>). <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mel Brooks said, &#8220;I cut my finger. That&#8217;s tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That&#8217;s comedy.&#8221; He was wrong. A man has terribly painful ass surgery. That&#8217;s comedy! I belatedly came across this November post by Bad Bob. I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re feeling better, Bad Bob! I hope it helps to know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/laugh-your-ass-off\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-blogs-and-bloggers","category-insanity","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}