{"id":364,"date":"2008-01-14T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T00:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=364"},"modified":"2008-01-14T17:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T00:08:00","slug":"got-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/got-milk\/","title":{"rendered":"Got Milk?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/boobiewars.wordpress.com\/\">Boobie Wars<\/a>!*<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span>I don&#8217;t think I should enter. No one can compete with my <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/amazing-bosom.html\">amazing bosom<\/a>. It wouldn&#8217;t be fair.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodfashiontape.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R4v68qi7wII\/AAAAAAAABxo\/nfeWXPMrPoM\/s320\/pariscpj0020_r1.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155490118575571074\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Wanna participate? Here are the <a href=\"http:\/\/pinkpiddypaws.com\/2008\/01\/08\/1234-i-declare-a-boobie-war\/\">rules<\/a>. They don&#8217;t seem to be gender-specific, so let&#8217;s see if any of you boys out there have man-boobs to rival <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/kneel-before-wendy-brandes.html\">General Zod<\/a>&#8216;s.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/kneel-before-wendy-brandes.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R4wxjai7wMI\/AAAAAAAAByI\/Ai-JCRMSGV4\/s320\/zod.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155550157923401922\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Kneel before <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zod2008.com\/\">Zod<\/a>&#8216;s cleavage!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">*This one&#8217;s for you, <\/span><a style=\"font-style: italic;\" href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/happy-delurking-week-eben-shapiro.html\">Eben Shapiro<\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">.<\/span><\/span> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out Boobie Wars!* I don&#8217;t think I should enter. No one can compete with my amazing bosom. It wouldn&#8217;t be fair. Wanna participate? Here are the rules. They don&#8217;t seem to be gender-specific, so let&#8217;s see if any of you boys out there have man-boobs to rival General Zod&#8216;s. Kneel before Zod&#8216;s cleavage! *This&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/got-milk\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-364","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blogs-and-bloggers","7":"category-pictures-of-me","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}