{"id":359,"date":"2008-01-13T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-13T14:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=359"},"modified":"2008-01-13T07:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-13T14:37:00","slug":"life-is-full-of-disappointments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/life-is-full-of-disappointments\/","title":{"rendered":"Life Is Full of Disappointments"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought I had found the perfect replacement for fish feet<\/a>: bat shoes!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Bat shoes by Miss Bunny on Etsy<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n

Sadly, they’re not available in my size.<\/p>\n

Thanks to <\/span>Ooh! Shiny!<\/a> for bringing this to my attention.<\/span><\/span> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I thought I had found the perfect replacement for fish feet: bat shoes! Bat shoes by Miss Bunny on Etsy Sadly, they’re not available in my size. Thanks to Ooh! Shiny! for bringing this to my attention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[57,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-fish-feet","category-shoes","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t