{"id":359,"date":"2008-01-13T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-13T14:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=359"},"modified":"2008-01-13T07:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-13T14:37:00","slug":"life-is-full-of-disappointments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/life-is-full-of-disappointments\/","title":{"rendered":"Life Is Full of Disappointments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I had found the perfect replacement for <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/search\/label\/fish%20feet\">fish feet<\/a>: bat shoes!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=7593001\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R4lOx6i7v4I\/AAAAAAAABvo\/0bDh5spIAv8\/s320\/batshoes.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154737867938578306\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=7593001\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Bat shoes by Miss Bunny on Etsy<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Sadly, they&#8217;re not available in my size.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Thanks to <\/span><a style=\"font-style: italic;\" href=\"http:\/\/ooh-shiny.net\/?p=3284\">Ooh! Shiny!<\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"> for bringing this to my attention.<\/span><\/span> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I had found the perfect replacement for fish feet: bat shoes! Bat shoes by Miss Bunny on Etsy Sadly, they&#8217;re not available in my size. Thanks to Ooh! Shiny! for bringing this to my attention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[57,31],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-359","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fish-feet","7":"category-shoes","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}