{"id":35255,"date":"2017-02-01T08:30:49","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T13:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=35255"},"modified":"2017-01-30T17:43:14","modified_gmt":"2017-01-30T22:43:14","slug":"valentines-day-is-coming-practice-your-sex-ay-poses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/valentines-day-is-coming-practice-your-sex-ay-poses\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine&#8217;s Day Is Coming. Practice Your Sex-ay Poses."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s February 1! Time to get ready for the romance of Valentine&#8217;s Day. Practice enticing the object of your desire by signing up for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/purrkoy_the_kitten\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\">Purrkoy the Kitten&#8217;s sex-ay poses tutorial<\/a>. Here&#8217;s a freebie to get you started.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version=\"7\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);\">\n<div style=\"padding:8px;\">\n<div style=\" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;\">\n<div style=\" background:url(data:image\/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC\/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5\/P8\/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo\/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI\/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf\/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BPO7QlFgYDT\/\" style=\" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;\" target=\"_blank\">I gots da seksi booty. #smooshfacecat #katze #neko #exoticshorthair #babycat #gato #bunnyfeet #fluffybutt #catsofinstagram #cats #squishface #smooshface<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\">A photo posted by Purrkoy the Kitten (@purrkoy_the_kitten) on <time style=\" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;\" datetime=\"2017-01-14T05:34:20+00:00\">Jan 13, 2017 at 9:34pm PST<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async defer src=\"\/\/platform.instagram.com\/en_US\/embeds.js\"><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Resistance &#8212; in this case &#8212; is obviously futile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s February 1! Time to get ready for the romance of Valentine&#8217;s Day. Practice enticing the object of your desire by signing up for Purrkoy the Kitten&#8217;s sex-ay poses tutorial. Here&#8217;s a freebie to get you started. 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