{"id":343,"date":"2008-01-06T20:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T03:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=343"},"modified":"2008-01-06T20:09:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T03:09:00","slug":"google-hates-wendy-brandes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/google-hates-wendy-brandes\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Hates Wendy Brandes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Google &#8220;Wendy Brandes&#8221; right now and you&#8217;ll find my soon-to-be-updated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/\">jewelry website<\/a>, my 2001 wedding announcement, a nice <a href=\"http:\/\/ifbu.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/blogger-interview-wendy-brandes.html\">interview<\/a> that Jennine of <a href=\"http:\/\/thecoveted.blogspot.com\/\">The Coveted<\/a> did with me, and don&#8217;t forget my all-important, highly relevant and immensely popular 1998 book reviews. But where oh where has my blog gone? Why has the main link gone from search result #3 to nowhere on the first four pages of results? A random link to my Isabella the She-Wolf book review on the second page of results doesn&#8217;t console me. Also, some shifty looking site seems to be linking to me. What&#8217;s that about? I&#8217;m irritated. Gold Bond Powder helps with that, but I&#8217;m also fucking annoyed, and Gold Bond doesn&#8217;t seem to have a product for that problem.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.elasticspace.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R4GZVKi7u7I\/AAAAAAAABoA\/xtz1jGFAaQ8\/s320\/urhere.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152568037575736242\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Where in the world is Wendy Brandes?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Photo source: <\/span><a style=\"font-style: italic;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.elasticspace.com\/\">Timo Arnall<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google &#8220;Wendy Brandes&#8221; right now and you&#8217;ll find my soon-to-be-updated jewelry website, my 2001 wedding announcement, a nice interview that Jennine of The Coveted did with me, and don&#8217;t forget my all-important, highly relevant and immensely popular 1998 book reviews. But where oh where has my blog gone? Why has the main link gone from&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/google-hates-wendy-brandes\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-343","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blogs-and-bloggers","7":"category-insanity","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}