{"id":339,"date":"2008-01-04T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=339"},"modified":"2008-01-04T13:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T20:30:00","slug":"hot-tip-for-world-leaders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/hot-tip-for-world-leaders\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot Tip for World Leaders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People have been hunting for Osama Bin Laden for years, but he is nowhere to be found. This can only mean one thing. He&#8217;s in the same &#8220;safe place&#8221; where I put months of bank statements, two inexpensive necklaces and my thigh-high black suede boots. All we need to do is find that place and we&#8217;ll have him.<\/p>\n<p>I just know that jackhole is wearing my necklaces and boots and chortling over my financial situation whenever he&#8217;s not making obnoxious videos or snacking on delicious food items he finds in his beard.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bergdorfgoodman.com\/store\/catalog\/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod22870002&amp;parentId=cat257032&amp;masterId=cat100012&amp;index=4&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat200648cat203509cat100012cat257032\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R36bXKi7uuI\/AAAAAAAABmc\/X9GmLZFW7fQ\/s320\/wrinkly+boots.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5151725846028597986\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I think I need new boots, but do I want <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bergdorfgoodman.com\/store\/catalog\/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod22870002&amp;parentId=cat257032&amp;masterId=cat100012&amp;index=4&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat200648cat203509cat100012cat257032\">boots that need Botox?<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People have been hunting for Osama Bin Laden for years, but he is nowhere to be found. This can only mean one thing. He&#8217;s in the same &#8220;safe place&#8221; where I put months of bank statements, two inexpensive necklaces and my thigh-high black suede boots. All we need to do is find that place and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/hot-tip-for-world-leaders\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[91,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-boots","category-insanity","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}