{"id":337,"date":"2008-01-03T13:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T20:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=337"},"modified":"2019-06-13T10:43:53","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T14:43:53","slug":"i-will-have-crazy-traffic-after-this-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/i-will-have-crazy-traffic-after-this-post\/","title":{"rendered":"I Will Have Crazy Traffic After This Post*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/search\/label\/coco\">Coco&#8217;s ass<\/a>, people! You&#8217;ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/boob-bowz-lolz.html\">Chinese dog<\/a> like <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/music-hum-joy-divisionnew-order.html\">Ian Curtis<\/a> in <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/kova-t-now-with-more-latex.html\">Kova &amp; T<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/latex-look-leggings-and-pvc-pants.html\">latex leggings<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/great-minds-think-alike-about-venetian.html\">Kanye West sunglasses<\/a>, and an <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/thursday-book-club-introduction-to-anne.html\">Anne Boleyn necklace<\/a>. However, I cannot confirm whether <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/self-fulfilling-prophecy.html\">Kelly Valen<\/a> wears <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/four-years-ago-this-month.html\">J. Crew sweaters<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*Dedicated to my most popular search terms and the people who search for them.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: It&#8217;s cold in NYC today, so thank God for hot <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/node\/20970\">Coco<\/a>! I noticed that the capitalization of the second &#8220;C&#8221; in &#8220;Coco&#8221; is starting to be accepted everywhere, but I&#8217;m not into it. If I get to meet and worship her in person, I will certainly discuss this with her.<span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy Coco&#8217;s ass, people! You&#8217;ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova &amp; T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters. *Dedicated to my most popular search&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/i-will-have-crazy-traffic-after-this-post\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[88,29,22,43,13,37],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-337","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-coco","7":"category-dogs","8":"category-latex","9":"category-my-designs","10":"category-necklaces","11":"category-queens","12":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42950,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions\/42950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}