{"id":32031,"date":"2016-03-07T11:51:23","date_gmt":"2016-03-07T16:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=32031"},"modified":"2016-03-07T11:51:32","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T16:51:32","slug":"hey-buddy-my-eyes-are-up-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/hey-buddy-my-eyes-are-up-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Buddy, My Eyes Are Up Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/great-minds-think-alike-about-sequin-pandas\/\" target=\"_blank\">still like clothes that have eyes in the boobular region<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_32130\" style=\"width: 508px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.1stdibs.com\/fashion\/clothing\/day-dresses\/moschino-vintage-cat-eyes-black-velvet-dress-1990s\/id-v_1327373\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-32130\" class=\"wp-image-32130\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/pather-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"pather\" width=\"498\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/pather-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/pather-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/pather-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/pather-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/pather.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-32130\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Vintage Moschino. Click to buy on 1stdibs.com.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s all, &#8220;Hey, buddy, my eyes are up h &#8230; wait, no, they&#8217;re down there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What can I say? I&#8217;m easily amused.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I still like clothes that have eyes in the boobular region. It&#8217;s all, &#8220;Hey, buddy, my eyes are up h &#8230; wait, no, they&#8217;re down there.&#8221; What can I say? I&#8217;m easily amused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-32031","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-dresses","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32031"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32131,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32031\/revisions\/32131"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}