{"id":3193,"date":"2009-12-12T15:03:54","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T20:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=3193"},"modified":"2013-08-21T18:47:34","modified_gmt":"2013-08-21T22:47:34","slug":"why-dont-you-choke-on-a-fashion-accessory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/why-dont-you-choke-on-a-fashion-accessory\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Don’t You Choke on a Fashion Accessory?"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is only one day left to vote for me in the “prestigious” Drysdale Awards<\/a> at Grant Miller Media<\/a>. (UPDATED MONDAY: POLLS ARE CLOSED, BUT READ ON ANYWAY).<\/a><\/strong> I am nominated for Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year.<\/a> I am dismayed to see that I am losing ground in the swearing category. What the fuck do I have to do to convince you whores to (a) vote from me from every computer\/browser\/iPhone\/BlackBerry that you can find or steal and (b) make all your family, friends and colleagues do the same? I have already shown you how I help other people swear more<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Maybe I need to share one of my favorite songs. In 1988, I fell in love with the movie Mondo New York<\/a>, about the downtown art\/club scene. I got the soundtrack (on tape!) and still listen to it. My favorite songs are Phoebe Legere<\/a>‘s “Marilyn Monroe” … and Dean <\/a>and the Weenies<\/a>‘ classic, “Fuck You.” Here’s the Dean and the Weenies clip. Frankly, my sluts,\u00a0 if a 6’6″ bald man wearing statement earrings and singing, “Fuck thermonuclear war\/Fuck Mary Tyler Moore” doesn’t impress you, I don’t know what will.<\/p>\n

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There is only one day left to vote for me in the “prestigious” Drysdale Awards at Grant Miller Media. (UPDATED MONDAY: POLLS ARE CLOSED, BUT READ ON ANYWAY). I am nominated for Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year. I am…<\/p>\n

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