{"id":315,"date":"2007-12-20T22:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T05:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=315"},"modified":"2007-12-20T22:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T05:22:00","slug":"bloggers-bloggers-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/bloggers-bloggers-everywhere\/","title":{"rendered":"Bloggers, Bloggers Everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am delighted to report that gorgeous blogger Strawberry Kitten<\/a> has made my latex-obsessed day by wearing some shiny leggings from H&M.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Ooh! Shiny kitten!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

How cute! I don’t know if I should be saying that because she looks so young. What if she is 12 years old and I get busted for statutory complimenting? Oh noes! Officer, I thought she was 18! I swear!<\/p>\n

In other blogging news, I met the talented, gorgeous and definitely legal Altamira<\/a> tonight. The poor man found himself in the midst of a small spontaneous party of drunk people he didn’t know. He was very brave about this and didn’t run away. Of course, he couldn’t run away because I chained him to a bar stool, but whatevs! I got to ask him about how he takes his street style pictures. It’s very hard work! He has to stand outdoors for hours, stalking attractive people. Now I feel extra-guilty for complaining about the difficulty of writing my Book Club<\/a> posts while maintaining my busy stalking schedule. At least I get to do both activities indoors.<\/p>\n

I was going to rush home and put up a photo from tonight but I realized that since Altamira is the photo expert, I should leave that to him. I mean, how annoying would it be if he ran home and wrote a big post about Empress Wu <\/a>before I could?<\/p>\n

So keep an eye on Altamira NYC<\/a> to see my jacket that is either so-bad-it’s-good or so-bad-it’s-really-really-bad. I haven’t decided what category it falls into yet, but there is a bow in the boob region<\/a>, so it can’t be all terrible. I bought that jacket because of Susie Bubble<\/a>; if you don’t like it, go complain to her! Seriously, the complaint department here is closed, bitches.<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: Ooh. More shiny<\/a>. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am delighted to report that gorgeous blogger Strawberry Kitten has made my latex-obsessed day by wearing some shiny leggings from H&M. Ooh! Shiny kitten! How cute! I don’t know if I should be saying that because she looks so young. What if she is 12 years old and I get busted for statutory complimenting?…<\/p>\n

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