{"id":31195,"date":"2015-12-27T22:47:56","date_gmt":"2015-12-28T03:47:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=31195"},"modified":"2016-01-23T20:57:51","modified_gmt":"2016-01-24T01:57:51","slug":"the-road-to-floral-hell-is-paved-with-good-intentions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/the-road-to-floral-hell-is-paved-with-good-intentions\/","title":{"rendered":"The Road to Floral Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions"},"content":{"rendered":"

For my parents’ 50th anniversary yesterday, I was so excited for them to receive the special bouquet I had sent them.<\/p>\n

\"the_irresistable_bouquet\"

The flowers that were promised.<\/p><\/div>\n

I’ve been laughing uncontrollably at the floral disaster that was actually delivered.<\/p>\n

\"momflowers\"

What. The. Fuck.<\/p><\/div>\n

I stopped laughing long enough to write an email demanding my money back. I’ll use the refund to buy my parents dinner the next time I see them!<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: My sister and niece were staying with my parents this week so I figured I’d send them flowers too. My niece loves purple so I picked this.<\/p>\n

\"terri\"

So much purple!<\/p><\/div>\n

Here’s what they got.<\/p>\n

\"uglyfuckingflowers\"

Are those wilting already?<\/p><\/div>\n

Why do businesses think they can get away with this shit? I’m coming for you, Flower Delivery Express<\/a>! Sigh. I normally have such good luck with local florists, but it was difficult to find anyone who would deliver my parents’ neighborhood on December 26. Too bad I didn’t find the “Flower Delivery Express \/ Wesley Berry Flowers is A SCAM<\/a><\/span>” page on Facebook till after these things were delivered!<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: I got my money back! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For my parents’ 50th anniversary yesterday, I was so excited for them to receive the special bouquet I had sent them. I’ve been laughing uncontrollably at the floral disaster that was actually delivered. I stopped laughing long enough to write an email demanding my money back. I’ll use the refund to buy my parents dinner…<\/p>\n

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