{"id":3116,"date":"2009-12-07T08:00:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T13:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=3116"},"modified":"2010-01-12T23:33:49","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T04:33:49","slug":"buy-it-now-wendy-brandes-for-francis-swear-rings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/buy-it-now-wendy-brandes-for-francis-swear-rings\/","title":{"rendered":"Buy It Now: Wendy Brandes Swear Rings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/vote-damn-you\/\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;ve been telling y&#8217;all<\/a>, I have been nominated for three &#8220;prestigious&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/theofficialsiteofgrantmiller.blogspot.com\/2009\/11\/2009-drysdale-award-nominees.html\" target=\"_blank\">Drysdale awards<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/theofficialsiteofgrantmiller.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year.<\/a> I deserve to win all three. Not only do I <em>swear <\/em>plenty myself, but I have created a <em>product<\/em> that <em>helps other people<\/em> live up to their full swearing potential. Look at what my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/pro-detail.php?colid=34&amp;collect=true&amp;id=463\" target=\"_blank\">Wendy Brandes Swear Rings<\/a> have done for these gorgeous customers. Now they can really express themselves.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3163\" style=\"width: 413px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3163\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3163 \" title=\"lisaswearrings\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lisaswearrings.jpg\" alt=\"Lisa snarls and swears.\" width=\"403\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lisaswearrings.jpg 448w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lisaswearrings-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-3163\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lisa snarls and swears.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_3164\" style=\"width: 407px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/shoedaydreams.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/attitude-and-ensemble-du-jour.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3164\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3164    \" title=\"poochieswears\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/poochieswears.jpg\" alt=\"Poochie stares and swears.\" width=\"397\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/poochieswears.jpg 502w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/poochieswears-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 397px) 100vw, 397px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3164\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Poochie stares and swears. Click for more.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>You see that, motherfuckers? I am swearing, promoting product and helping others simultaneously. Clearly I deserve three Drysdales. Go to <a href=\"http:\/\/theofficialsiteofgrantmiller.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Grant Miller Media<\/a> and vote for me in all three categories on the left side of the screen. Then make your family, friends and co-workers do the same.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/theofficialsiteofgrantmiller.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Vote NOW, bitches!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Once you&#8217;re done voting, you can start buying. Ever have trouble saying what you mean? Wish you could be more like Lisa and Poochie and just get it all off your chest? Buy the set of four sterling silver swear rings for $375 right from this post and your problems will be solved. The bands are adjustable so you can gently bend them to fit your fingers. These would also be a great one-size-fits-all holiday gift for the naughty people on your list.A\u00a0 All sales are final.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">By the way, this is my very first &#8220;buy it now&#8221; post on the blog. Lots more to come!<\/p>\n<p>Also, thanks to these awesome bitches for writing about the rings:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk\/my_weblog\/2009\/12\/swear-all-you-want.html\" target=\"_blank\">Kingdom of Style<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/shoedaydreams.blogspot.com\/2009\/12\/biotch-please.html\" target=\"_blank\">Shoe Daydreams<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/la.racked.com\/archives\/2009\/12\/07\/monday_pm_clickage.php\" target=\"_blank\">Racked LA<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/periodicstyle.blogspot.com\/2009\/12\/holiday-gift-guide-2009-accessories-and.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Periodic Elements of Style<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2bitchezdeep.blogspot.com\/2009\/12\/fuck-you.html\" target=\"_blank\">2 Bitchez Deep<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/40isthenewfabulous.blogspot.com\/2009\/12\/wishing-you-very-stress-less-holiday.html\" target=\"_blank\">40 Is the New Fabulous<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsunbeweavable.com\/2009\/12\/my-badass-christmas-list.html\" target=\"_blank\">It&#8217;s Unbeweavable<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If you&#8217;re an awesome bitch who writes about me, let me know so that I can add you to the list.<\/p>\n<p>Now buy some fucking rings!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3169\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/pro-detail.php?colid=33&amp;collect=true&amp;id=504\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3169\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3169 \" title=\"swear rings\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/swear-rings-300x116.jpg\" alt=\"Buy 'em!\" width=\"300\" height=\"116\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/swear-rings-300x116.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/swear-rings-1024x396.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/swear-rings.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3169\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Four rings for $375!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>paypal-item-504- <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve been telling y&#8217;all, I have been nominated for three &#8220;prestigious&#8221; Drysdale awards: Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year. 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