{"id":310,"date":"2007-12-18T22:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T05:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=310"},"modified":"2007-12-18T22:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T05:42:00","slug":"bow-knows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/bow-knows\/","title":{"rendered":"Bow Knows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many thanks to these bloggers who are taking up the cause of large bows on various body parts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/stylealchemy.com\/ruminations\/2007\/12\/18\/poltock-walsh\/\">Style Alchemy<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cheapskatechic.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/bows-wow-wow.html\">Cheapskate Chic<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/getglamorous.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/for-serious-glam-girls-ysl-palette.html\">The Glam Guide<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Most impressive was <a href=\"http:\/\/daveclancyfamily.blogspot.com\/\">Practically Perfect in Every Way<\/a>, who cleverly photoshopped me into this picture. This is the original picture, mind you, not me!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/boob-bow.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R2iwdKi7uDI\/AAAAAAAABhI\/vjuRr9Vf6L8\/s320\/luxx+copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145556589364361266\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Not me!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>I did want to share PPIEW&#8217;s fine photoshopping work with you peeps, but then I thought, &#8220;What if I am hit by a bus and the only photo the world can find to illustrate my obituary is a fake one of me topless except for a bow on my <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/amazing-bosom.html\">amazing bosom<\/a>?&#8221; I realize this might seem a little <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/im-riding-high-upon-deep-depression.html\">morbid<\/a>, but when you&#8217;ve seen as many people hit by buses as I have, you prepare for the worst.<\/p>\n<p>Have you done a post on boob\/butt\/back\/bag bows that has escaped my attention? Leave it in the comments so I can write about it.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, enjoy my old <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/music-hum-adam-ant-and-annabella-lwin.html\">Bow Wow Wow<\/a> post. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many thanks to these bloggers who are taking up the cause of large bows on various body parts: Style Alchemy Cheapskate Chic The Glam Guide Most impressive was Practically Perfect in Every Way, who cleverly photoshopped me into this picture. This is the original picture, mind you, not me! Not me! I did want to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/bow-knows\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[82,80],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-310","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-boob-and-butt-bows","7":"category-obsessions","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}