{"id":30954,"date":"2015-11-24T00:01:06","date_gmt":"2015-11-24T05:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=30954"},"modified":"2015-11-23T09:40:02","modified_gmt":"2015-11-23T14:40:02","slug":"almost-as-good-as-skymall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/11\/almost-as-good-as-skymall\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost as Good as SkyMall"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday<\/a>, I said getting catalogs in the mail isn’t as fun as getting a letter.\u00a0 I realized how wrong I was when I got this catalog from Bits and Pieces<\/a>. Who wouldn’t want these sneaker socks?!<\/p>\n

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Special delivery for FitzRoy!<\/p><\/div>\n

Bits and Pieces says, “These novelty sneaker socks are printed to resemble popular hi-tops that cool kids have been wearing since the 1920s.” They’re normally $12.99, but they’re on sale for $9.99, and they come in black too.<\/p>\n

What I really want, however, are the slippers. “You’ll get a kick out of these super cool sneaker slippers!” says Bits and Pieces with enthusiasm. Yes, Bits and Pieces! Yes, I’m getting a kick out of them!<\/p>\n

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I can’t help but wonder what Converse<\/a> thinks of this kind of thing. Maybe I should grab the slippers for the special value price of $19.99 before Bits and Pieces gets busted! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday, I said getting catalogs in the mail isn’t as fun as getting a letter.\u00a0 I realized how wrong I was when I got this catalog from Bits and Pieces. Who wouldn’t want these sneaker socks?! Bits and Pieces says, “These novelty sneaker socks are printed to resemble popular hi-tops that cool kids have been…<\/p>\n

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