{"id":30871,"date":"2015-12-24T23:29:44","date_gmt":"2015-12-25T04:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=30871"},"modified":"2015-12-24T23:29:44","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T04:29:44","slug":"throwback-thursday-fashion-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/throwback-thursday-fashion-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Throwback Thursday Fashion Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love an old joke that’s new to me. I even love an old joke that I’ve heard 100 times before. Anyway, this is the throwback fashion joke my friend Thelma told me recently:<\/p>\n

A woman is wearing a pencil skirt that is so tight she can’t get up the steps on the bus. She tries hiking it up, to no avail. So she tries unzipping the back zipper a little. No luck, so she unzips the back zipper a little more. Nothing. Then a man lifts her up and places her on the bus. She says, “Sir! I don’t appreciate it when strangers handle my body!” <\/em><\/p>\n

He replies, “Anyone who has unzipped my fly twice is not a stranger!”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Is it wrong of me to imagine the gentleman in the joke has something in common with the Rolling Stones’s Sticky Fingers<\/em> album-cover model<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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Rolling Stones album cover.<\/p><\/div> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love an old joke that’s new to me. I even love an old joke that I’ve heard 100 times before. Anyway, this is the throwback fashion joke my friend Thelma told me recently: A woman is wearing a pencil skirt that is so tight she can’t get up the steps on the bus. She…<\/p>\n

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