{"id":3045,"date":"2009-12-02T14:10:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T19:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=3045"},"modified":"2009-12-03T00:17:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T05:17:35","slug":"outfit-post-almost-starring-jude-and-sienna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/outfit-post-almost-starring-jude-and-sienna\/","title":{"rendered":"Outfit Post, Almost Starring Jude and Sienna"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was amused to read that actors and ex-lovebirds Jude Law and Sienna Miller were spotted last week<\/a> at the restaurant Emporio<\/a>, home of my favorite peach sangria<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Jude and Sienna back in the day, before his affair with the nanny broke them up. Not the Fran Drescher nanny. A regular one.<\/p><\/div>\n

My former employer<\/a>, People.com<\/a>, earnestly quotes a restaurant source as saying that couple opted to sit out front rather than in a “private seat in the back of the restaurant” as they shared a pizza and a $350 bottle of red wine.<\/p>\n

I was at Emporio with my gorgeous friend Rachel last night. Look for a report on that on People.com. It should appear there when hell freezes over. While you wait for that sign of global cooling, I will share a few bits of pertinent information. First of all, there ARE no private seats in the back of the restaurant. It’s a big open room where anyone can look right at you. A chick at the next table over, for instance, threw a shank-eye at Rachel and me as we discussed my vintage Todd Oldham skirt and Todd’s career woes<\/a>. Bitch, please! It’s not my fault that Todd lost that Old Navy sinecure<\/a> after 17 months.<\/p>\n

Secondly, anyone who orders a $350 bottle of red wine at Emporio has more money than sense. It’s not the kind of place where you go for a $350 bottle of red wine. I wasn’t sure that there was a $350 bottle of wine on the wine list at all, but I forgot to check because I was traumatized by the discovery that peach sangria season is over. It is now red sangria season at Emporio. Beware! The red sangria is good but turns your tongue purple.<\/p>\n

I kept my purple tongue out of my outfit photo in order to keep the focus on my velvet Oldham skirt. The over-the-knee Manolo boots are a few years old. Jean of Ghost Tailor <\/a>altered the J. Crew sweater for me. The Virginia Woolf Whistle necklace<\/a> is my own design.<\/p>\n

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I wasn't in a picture-taking mood, but I made the sacrifice for you peeps.<\/p><\/div>\n

One thing I’m sure is not on Emporio’s menu is this taste-bud thriller spotted by a friend traveling in Asia.<\/p>\n

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Diet Cock. Because, as Kate Moss says, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." <\/p><\/div>\n

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Neither is this special drink, photographed by gorgeous blogger Annie<\/a> at Buckshot<\/a> in San Francisco.<\/p>\n

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The drink itself knocks you out. No Roofies required.<\/p><\/div>\n

No matter what your poison — $350 wine, tongue-coloring sangria, Diet or Classic Cock, or something that packs a real punch — I think we can all agree on one issue: You need to vote for me to win the Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year <\/a> categories in the prestigious Drysdale awards right now. Click here<\/a> to do it. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was amused to read that actors and ex-lovebirds Jude Law and Sienna Miller were spotted last week at the restaurant Emporio, home of my favorite peach sangria. My former employer, People.com, earnestly quotes a restaurant source as saying that couple opted to sit out front rather than in a “private seat in the back…<\/p>\n

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