{"id":30222,"date":"2015-08-25T23:58:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T03:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=30222"},"modified":"2015-08-26T00:02:30","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T04:02:30","slug":"an-inexplicable-magazine-cover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/an-inexplicable-magazine-cover\/","title":{"rendered":"An Inexplicable Magazine Cover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, you look at a magazine cover and just think &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-30223\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/purrkoyshockwat.jpg\" alt=\"purrkoyshockwat\" width=\"498\" height=\"513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/purrkoyshockwat.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/purrkoyshockwat-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/purrkoyshockwat-300x309.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how a number of people reacted when they saw<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefashionspot.com\/buzz-news\/forum-buzz\/631897-penelope-cruz-vogue-spain-september-2015\/?utm_source=sc-twitter&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=post\" target=\"_blank\"> the September cover of the new Spanish Vogue, featuring Penelope Cruz<\/a>. Seriously, the magazine didn&#8217;t do her justice.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ve been pondering the matter of the totally inexplicable magazine cover since last month when I was discussing the Doors with a friend at dinner. <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/throwback-thursday-jim-morrison-and-madonna-jackets\/\" target=\"_blank\">I was reminiscing about the huge resurgence in interest in the late Jim Morrison triggered by the 1980 biography <em>No One Here Gets Out Alive<\/em> and its super-attractive cover photo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/One-Here-Gets-Out-Alive\/dp\/0446602280\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-30227 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jim11.jpg\" alt=\"My original copy of the book from 1980\/81. Click to purchase on Amazon.\" width=\"498\" height=\"664\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jim11.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jim11-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jim11-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>My friend and I recited the famous cover line from the September 1981 issue of Rolling Stone: &#8220;He&#8217;s hot, he&#8217;s sexy and he&#8217;s dead.&#8221; Then I was like, &#8220;Wait a minute! Did we get that right? I better check.&#8221; I looked it up on my phone and we had, indeed, gotten the line right.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/news\/jim-morrison-hes-hot-hes-sexy-and-hes-dead-19810917\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-30230 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rollingstone.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rollingstone.jpg 337w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rollingstone-253x300.jpg 253w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rollingstone-300x356.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>But, as my friend pointed out, what&#8217;s up with the photo the magazine used? Compared to the book cover, the magazine&#8217;s choice looks more like a driver&#8217;s license photo. Jim still looks good but a little more oomph would have gone well with the &#8220;hot, sexy, dead&#8221; line, right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS!!<br \/>\nSOMEONE TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">By the way, the most frequently visited post on my blog is related to the Doors. <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/for-doors-stans-pamela-coursons-mother-has-died\/\" target=\"_blank\">I wrote it because of the 2014 death of the mother of Jim&#8217;s late girlfriend Pamela Courson<\/a>. I&#8217;ve never been able to track the source of the surprising amount of traffic, which comes from all over the world, every day. My dinner companion suggested that a link to it wound up on a forum somewhere. That seems possible. Anyway, if you&#8217;re visiting because of that post, please tell me how you found it. 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