{"id":30027,"date":"2015-08-05T10:30:19","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T14:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=30027"},"modified":"2015-08-03T19:17:03","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T23:17:03","slug":"i-need-dis-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/i-need-dis-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"I Need Dis Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every once in a while, while I’m poking around vintage-clothing websites, I see something that makes me go …<\/p>\n

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\nWell, I have found my ideal headwear for the coming winter on 1stdibs.com. I dare you to look at this 1970s hat\/rhinestone mask combo and tell me it isn’t sooooo me.<\/p>\n

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Click to purchase this for me.<\/p><\/div>\n

I swear on my cats<\/em> that I would wear this.<\/p>\n

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No, really, someone buy this for me.<\/p><\/div>\n

Not only is it beautiful, but I believe it would keep me safe on the mean streets of New York City, because no one would want to mess with someone crazy enough to wear this. Seriously. I need dis<\/a>. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every once in a while, while I’m poking around vintage-clothing websites, I see something that makes me go … Well, I have found my ideal headwear for the coming winter on 1stdibs.com. I dare you to look at this 1970s hat\/rhinestone mask combo and tell me it isn’t sooooo me. I swear on my cats…<\/p>\n

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