{"id":297,"date":"2007-12-11T22:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T05:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=297"},"modified":"2010-03-20T22:57:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T02:57:26","slug":"this-is-tragic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/this-is-tragic\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Tragic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/recidivism.html\">flower molestation<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/recidivism.html\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142953712609214002\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R19xJzBZPjI\/AAAAAAAABfo\/IA8masfxbPo\/s320\/flower_dc.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHey, that outfit was the shizz in 1992! Don&#8217;t judge!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: Check it out! Special <a href=\"http:\/\/sideshowbytheseashore.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/spam-haiku-monster-in-your-pants.html\">spam haiku<\/a> in my honor! <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/mythological-creatures.html\">Nadine T. Bartley<\/a> is going to love this!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED AGAIN: Damn! Who is the bitch who failed to invite me to the I Am Legend premiere last night? Identify yourself! You cost me an opportunity to meet my<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/node\/19743\"> idols<\/a>. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More flower molestation! Hey, that outfit was the shizz in 1992! Don&#8217;t judge! UPDATED TO ADD: Check it out! Special spam haiku in my honor! Nadine T. Bartley is going to love this! UPDATED AGAIN: Damn! Who is the bitch who failed to invite me to the I Am Legend premiere last night? Identify yourself!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/this-is-tragic\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[447,95,41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-297","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-flower-pinching","7":"category-murdock","8":"category-pictures-of-me","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4757,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/4757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}