{"id":297,"date":"2007-12-11T22:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T05:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=297"},"modified":"2010-03-20T22:57:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T02:57:26","slug":"this-is-tragic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/this-is-tragic\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Tragic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/recidivism.html\">flower molestation<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/recidivism.html\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142953712609214002\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R19xJzBZPjI\/AAAAAAAABfo\/IA8masfxbPo\/s320\/flower_dc.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHey, that outfit was the shizz in 1992! 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