{"id":29085,"date":"2015-04-21T20:53:32","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T00:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=29085"},"modified":"2015-04-21T20:53:32","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T00:53:32","slug":"youve-cat-to-be-kitten-me-random-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/youve-cat-to-be-kitten-me-random-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve Cat to Be Kitten Me! Random Thoughts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe that <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/musical-interlude-ariana-grande-and-her-cat-ears\/\" target=\"_blank\">I wrote about Ariana Grande&#8217;s signature cat-ear headbands AND her breakup with rapper boyfriend Big Sean yesterday<\/a> without mentioning Sean&#8217;s song &#8220;Stay Down.&#8221; I was so engrossed in using my stud letter earrings to spell the abbreviation for &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Fuck With You&#8221; &#8212; Sean&#8217;s hostile ode to a previous ex &#8212; that I neglected to point out the way &#8220;Stay Down&#8221; sings <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etonline.com\/news\/161182_big_sean_reveals_how_ariana_grande_reacted_to_his_very_inappropriate_lyric_about_her\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ariana&#8217;s praises<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I ain&#8217;t even gonna lie, I got a million dollar chick<\/em><br \/>\n<em> With a billion dollar pussy&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He&#8217;s talking about the way she dresses like a kitten all the time, right? RIGHT??!?! Okay, he&#8217;s not, but at least a billion dollars is a respectable sum. Ariana and Sean avoided an awkward Dr. Evil underpayment moment there.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l91ISfcuzDw\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of pussycats and money, my new favorite commercial is the Geico ad where a guy sinking in quicksand begs a cat to fetch help, to no avail.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Kk_6_VhwijA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It looks to me like the cat in question is an Exotic Shorthair like <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/fitzroy_the_cat\/\" target=\"_blank\">FitzRoy<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/purrkoy_the_kitten\/\" target=\"_blank\">Purrkoy<\/a>. Why didn&#8217;t one of my kittehs get the call for that job? I don&#8217;t need a billion-dollar pussy; I would settle for one worth a hundred grand or something.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like a $3,800 pussy, check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jckonline.com\/blogs\/style-360\/2015\/04\/10\/jewelers-pets-wendy-brandes-and-fitzroy-cat-jewelry-collection\" target=\"_blank\">18K-gold FitzRoy earring-jacket-and-stud combo that just went up on my website<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_29088\" style=\"width: 508px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=FitzRoy-the-Cat-Earring-Jackets-With-Birthstone-Studs-%252d-Emerald\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29088\" class=\"wp-image-29088 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/emeraldsforblog.jpg\" alt=\"Click to shop.\" width=\"498\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/emeraldsforblog.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/emeraldsforblog-300x249.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-29088\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to shop.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This time, the jackets are shown with emerald cabochon studs, which total two carats. Emerald is May&#8217;s birthstone so act fast: I only have one pair in stock! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe that I wrote about Ariana Grande&#8217;s signature cat-ear headbands AND her breakup with rapper boyfriend Big Sean yesterday without mentioning Sean&#8217;s song &#8220;Stay Down.&#8221; I was so engrossed in using my stud letter earrings to spell the abbreviation for &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Fuck With You&#8221; &#8212; Sean&#8217;s hostile ode to a previous ex&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/youve-cat-to-be-kitten-me-random-thoughts\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29088,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[77,10,660,60,43,644],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-29085","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-cats","8":"category-celebrities","9":"category-ear-jackets","10":"category-earrings","11":"category-my-designs","12":"category-stud-earrings","13":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29085"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29094,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29085\/revisions\/29094"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}