{"id":29085,"date":"2015-04-21T20:53:32","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T00:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=29085"},"modified":"2015-04-21T20:53:32","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T00:53:32","slug":"youve-cat-to-be-kitten-me-random-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/youve-cat-to-be-kitten-me-random-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"You’ve Cat to Be Kitten Me! Random Thoughts."},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t believe that I wrote about Ariana Grande’s signature cat-ear headbands AND her breakup with rapper boyfriend Big Sean yesterday<\/a> without mentioning Sean’s song “Stay Down.” I was so engrossed in using my stud letter earrings to spell the abbreviation for “I Don’t Fuck With You” — Sean’s hostile ode to a previous ex — that I neglected to point out the way “Stay Down” sings Ariana’s praises<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“I ain’t even gonna lie, I got a million dollar chick<\/em>
\n With a billion dollar pussy”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

He’s talking about the way she dresses like a kitten all the time, right? RIGHT??!?! Okay, he’s not, but at least a billion dollars is a respectable sum. Ariana and Sean avoided an awkward Dr. Evil underpayment moment there.<\/p>\n