{"id":288,"date":"2007-12-07T22:13:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-08T05:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=288"},"modified":"2007-12-07T22:13:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T05:13:00","slug":"my-dogs-are-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/my-dogs-are-lazy\/","title":{"rendered":"My Dogs Are Lazy"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is an old clip, but new to me<\/a>. Check out Faith, the biped dog!<\/p>\n

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Look at Faith hopping along! My dogs have four legs, more or less, and will barely get off the damn couch. I say more or less because Gigi has a spinal cord injury and Henry has a deformed paw. Henry’s paw always hurts when he needs to walk to the vet or to a beauty appointment, yet it is miraculously cured when it is time to go home. It also hurts when it rains or snows, and when it is too hot or too cold. Let’s face it. He is a lazy bastard and a drama queen.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Henry: “I’m exhausted.”<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

I took a look at Faith’s website<\/a>. Faith’s mom has written some books<\/a>, and I really loved her comment about one of them: “I do like to warn people, the ‘f’ word is in the book, so please have an adult read it through before you read it if you are under 14 years old.” That is fucking adorable!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Gigi: “I’m a porn star.”<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

Here are some other links for dog lovers or, as Sarah Jessica Parker and I like to say when we’re hanging out on her couch watching Desperate Housewives and enjoying some Chardonnay, “lovahs.”<\/p>\n