{"id":2874,"date":"2009-11-14T01:34:58","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T05:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=2874"},"modified":"2009-11-14T02:35:36","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T06:35:36","slug":"jimmy-choo-for-hm-and-duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/jimmy-choo-for-hm-and-duck\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Choo for H&#038;M and &#8230; Duck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walked by H&amp;M on 5th Avenue yesterday and saw workers literally rolling out the red carpet for the launch of the Jimmy Choo collection today.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2877\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2877\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2877\" title=\"jimmychoo\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jimmychoo1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Boxes in the window.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jimmychoo1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jimmychoo1.JPG 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2877\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Boxes in the window.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>If &#8212; no, WHEN! &#8212; I do the WendyB line for H&amp;M, I promise that all you blog roll bitches are going to prance down the red carpet and come to the VIP after-party. Hell, you&#8217;ll BE the VIP after-party! I won&#8217;t let anyone else in except y&#8217;all. And <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/how-i-went-gaga\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lady Gaga<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Another thing I saw yesterday was this sign.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2880\" title=\"taxsign\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/taxsign-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"taxsign\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/taxsign-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/taxsign.JPG 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It reminded me of this t-shirt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.t-shirtgeneration.com\/Funny_T_shirt_NEW_YORK_DUCK_MOTHER_FUCKER_p\/k-dmf.htm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2881\" title=\"duck\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/duck.jpg\" alt=\"duck\" width=\"250\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walked by H&amp;M on 5th Avenue yesterday and saw workers literally rolling out the red carpet for the launch of the Jimmy Choo collection today. If &#8212; no, WHEN! &#8212; I do the WendyB line for H&amp;M, I promise that all you blog roll bitches are going to prance down the red carpet and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/jimmy-choo-for-hm-and-duck\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2876,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[65,5,31,97],"tags":[299],"class_list":{"0":"post-2874","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-designers","8":"category-insanity","9":"category-shoes","10":"category-t-shirts","11":"tag-jimmy-choo","12":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2874"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2883,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874\/revisions\/2883"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}