{"id":286,"date":"2007-12-06T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=286"},"modified":"2007-12-06T22:01:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-07T05:01:00","slug":"naa-naa-dude-looks-like-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/naa-naa-dude-looks-like-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Naa! Naa! Dude Looks Like a Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

An Aerosmith <\/a>song has been stuck in my head for three days now. No matter where I go or what I do, “Dude Looks Like a Lady” is going through my mind. At the dentist being interrogated about my flossing habits? “Dude Looks Like a Lady!” At a jewelry wholesaler paying $10 million for three pairs of 14K gold earring backs? “Dude Looks Like a Lady!” Damn you, Steven Tyler<\/a>! Damn you, the scarves tied to your microphone stand, your luscious lips and your actress daughter<\/a> who didn’t know you were her daddy for a really long time.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Liv: “Who’s my daddy?”<\/span>
Steven: “I am, but we can still bump crotchal areas.”<\/span><\/div>\n

At one point, I thought, “Let’s think of something else, anything else, to distract us from this song.” Yes, I have started thinking in the royal plural. Okay! That’s a lie. I’m really addressing my 15 other personalities, including the 3-year-old boy who feels he’s a girl stuck in a boy’s body. He likes to be called “Sweet’ums.” Anyway, in my desperate search for a distraction, I came up with, “Agathe<\/a> has a pet pig<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

And you know what that led to? A couple of hours of singing, “Pig looks like a lady!” to myself.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>lolpig<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n

Did you think that I wouldn’t share this joy with you? Think again, bitches!<\/p>\n

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An Aerosmith song has been stuck in my head for three days now. No matter where I go or what I do, “Dude Looks Like a Lady” is going through my mind. At the dentist being interrogated about my flossing habits? “Dude Looks Like a Lady!” At a jewelry wholesaler paying $10 million for three…<\/p>\n

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