{"id":274,"date":"2007-11-30T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T07:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=274"},"modified":"2007-11-30T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T07:10:00","slug":"oh-noes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/oh-noes\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Noes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft!<\/p>\n<p>I recently visited her in the &#8216;burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R0-5aFEKq0I\/AAAAAAAABbI\/Q3U6ISv3J_Y\/s1600-R\/20071021_0821.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R0-5aFEKq0I\/AAAAAAAABbI\/AHqnCX6OXJY\/s320\/20071021_0821.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138529557540416322\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/m-w.com\/dictionary\/lonely\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/R0-6AFEKq2I\/AAAAAAAABbY\/fO_GFcs7kvk\/s320\/20071021_0822.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138530210375445346\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I might sue her ass for abandonment.<\/p>\n<p>(Monika, it&#8217;s not too late to change your mind!) <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft! I recently visited her in the &#8216;burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name. I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder. I might sue&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/oh-noes\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[83,92,41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-274","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-gorgeous-friends","7":"category-nablopomo","8":"category-pictures-of-me","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}