{"id":274,"date":"2007-11-30T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T07:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=274"},"modified":"2007-11-30T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T07:10:00","slug":"oh-noes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/oh-noes\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Noes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft!<\/p>\n

I recently visited her in the ‘burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I might sue her ass for abandonment.<\/p>\n

(Monika, it’s not too late to change your mind!) <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft! I recently visited her in the ‘burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name. I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder. I might sue…<\/p>\n

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