{"id":27239,"date":"2014-09-16T22:47:38","date_gmt":"2014-09-17T02:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=27239"},"modified":"2014-09-16T22:47:38","modified_gmt":"2014-09-17T02:47:38","slug":"a-book-to-go-with-my-fucking-jewelry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/a-book-to-go-with-my-fucking-jewelry\/","title":{"rendered":"A Book to Go With My Fucking Jewelry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Esquire ran an excerpt from a book called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harpercollins.com\/9780007522002\/fuck-an-irreverent-history-of-the-f-word\" target=\"_blank\"><em>F**k: An Irreverent History of the F-Word<\/em><\/a> by Rufus Lodge. The magazine&#8217;s glossary of 69 fucks includes Mr. Big&#8217;s favorite, &#8220;abso-fucking-lutely&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CpLe47I1qwI\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; &#8220;fuckball,&#8221; as delivered by Harvey Keitel in the movie <em>Get Shorty<\/em> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iqLe5kUw_5s\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and the likes of &#8220;fuckboy,&#8221; the 1950s term &#8220;fuck-dust,&#8221; and the Victorian &#8220;fuckhole.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27242\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Swear-Rings\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27242\" class=\"wp-image-27242 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/silver_swear_rings__87545_std.jpg\" alt=\"silver_swear_rings__87545_std\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/silver_swear_rings__87545_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/silver_swear_rings__87545_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/silver_swear_rings__87545_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27242\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My swear rings, as seen on gorgeous blogger Beautifully Invisible. Click to purchase.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Those people who say swearing is a sign of a limited vocabulary really need to get the fuck outta here &#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27243\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Letter-Necklace-%252d-Small%2C-Silver%2C-GTFOH\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27243\" class=\"wp-image-27243 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/GTFOH_silver_80__15633_std.jpg\" alt=\"GTFOH_silver_80__15633_std\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/GTFOH_silver_80__15633_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/GTFOH_silver_80__15633_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/GTFOH_silver_80__15633_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27243\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to purchase my sterling-silver GTFOH necklace.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230; <em>and<\/em> shut the fuck up &#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27244\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Letter-Necklace-%252d-Small%2C-Silver%2C-STFU\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27244\" class=\"wp-image-27244 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/STFU_silver_80__49426_std.jpg\" alt=\"STFU_silver_80__49426_std\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/STFU_silver_80__49426_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/STFU_silver_80__49426_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/STFU_silver_80__49426_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27244\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to purchase my sterling-silver STFU necklace.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230; because I think &#8220;fuckola&#8221; and &#8220;fuckstruck&#8221; are pretty fucking creative!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27245\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fingerrings.jpg\" alt=\"fingerrings\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fingerrings.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fingerrings-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fingerrings-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And I should know, because I&#8217;ve won <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/thanks-from-the-two-time-swearing-champ\/\" target=\"_blank\">awards for swearing<\/a>! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esquire ran an excerpt from a book called F**k: An Irreverent History of the F-Word by Rufus Lodge. 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