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This has nearly all of the best SNL players in it, including frequent guest host Steve Martin and the always-wonderful &#8220;Broom Gilda.&#8221; I particularly like Bill Murray moaning, &#8220;But I&#8217;m bleeding already!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/saturday-night-live\/video\/theodoric-of-york\/n8661\" target=\"_blank\">CLICK TO VIEW THEODORIC OF YORK.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you would like to be described as a gorgeous client on this blog, check out the priced-to-go items I have available <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/sale-on-14k-gold.html\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/another-kind-of-shiny.html\">here<\/a>. You can also check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gigicaron.com\">gigicaron.com<\/a> and ask me for the special bloggers-only price on anything you fancy. Email me at wbjewelry (at) hotmail dot com. The holidays are coming, folks! 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