{"id":267,"date":"2007-11-26T00:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=267"},"modified":"2016-10-13T13:44:01","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T17:44:01","slug":"theodoric-of-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/theodoric-of-york\/","title":{"rendered":"Theodoric of York"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/asshat-alert.html\">A while ago<\/a>, in a comment, gorgeous client <a href=\"http:\/\/toblave.blogspot.com\/\">Applevenusian<\/a> mentioned the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Theodoric_of_York,_Medieval_Barber\">Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber<\/a> skit from Saturday Night Live. Thanks to YouTube, you can all enjoy this skit about the medieval barber who treats every ailment with a good blood-letting. This has nearly all of the best SNL players in it, including frequent guest host Steve Martin and the always-wonderful &#8220;Broom Gilda.&#8221; I particularly like Bill Murray moaning, &#8220;But I&#8217;m bleeding already!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/saturday-night-live\/video\/theodoric-of-york\/n8661\" target=\"_blank\">CLICK TO VIEW THEODORIC OF YORK.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you would like to be described as a gorgeous client on this blog, check out the priced-to-go items I have available <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/sale-on-14k-gold.html\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/another-kind-of-shiny.html\">here<\/a>. You can also check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gigicaron.com\">gigicaron.com<\/a> and ask me for the special bloggers-only price on anything you fancy. Email me at wbjewelry (at) hotmail dot com. The holidays are coming, folks! Do your shopping now &#8230; so you have time to get some crap for the other people in your life. Or you can get them some jewelry too! Whatevs! It depends how much you love them, right? Personally, I have, like, one million <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/future-designs.html\">meerkats<\/a> to shop for. Those bitches are demanding! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A while ago, in a comment, gorgeous client Applevenusian mentioned the Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber skit from Saturday Night Live. Thanks to YouTube, you can all enjoy this skit about the medieval barber who treats every ailment with a good blood-letting. This has nearly all of the best SNL players in it, including frequent&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/theodoric-of-york\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,5,92,21],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-267","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-gorgeous-clients","7":"category-insanity","8":"category-nablopomo","9":"category-sales","10":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34411,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/34411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}