{"id":26398,"date":"2014-07-25T00:01:57","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T04:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=26398"},"modified":"2014-07-24T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T15:28:00","slug":"kale-chip-lightly-salted-and-quiet-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/kale-chip-lightly-salted-and-quiet-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Kale Chip (Lightly Salted) and Quiet Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While brainstorming new additions to my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/search.php?search_query=emoji&amp;x=0&amp;y=0\" target=\"_blank\">vast collection of emoji-inspired jewelry designs<\/a>, I came across the <a href=\"http:\/\/rejectedemojis.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rejected Emojis Tumblr<\/a>. If <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7tPnALg_nJs\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Family Guy<\/em><\/a>&#8216;s Peter Griffin had been put in charge of new emoji, we would definitely have random-ass things like &#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_26399\" style=\"width: 508px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rejectedemojis.tumblr.com\/post\/92083686155http:\/\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-26399\" class=\"wp-image-26399\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/plastic.jpg\" alt=\"Click for source.\" width=\"498\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/plastic.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/plastic-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/plastic-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-26399\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230; and &#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_26400\" style=\"width: 508px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rejectedemojis.tumblr.com\/post\/92136679716http:\/\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-26400\" class=\"wp-image-26400\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bananaguy.jpg\" alt=\"Click for source.\" width=\"498\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bananaguy.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bananaguy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bananaguy-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-26400\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/rejectedemojis.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">the blog<\/a> for other highlariously surreal emojis including the lightly salted kale chip and quiet sex.<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.distractify.com\/fun\/rejected-emojis\/\" target=\"_blank\">Distractify<\/a> for leading me to this blog!) <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While brainstorming new additions to my vast collection of emoji-inspired jewelry designs, I came across the Rejected Emojis Tumblr. If Family Guy&#8216;s Peter Griffin had been put in charge of new emoji, we would definitely have random-ass things like &#8230; &#8230; and &#8230; Check out the blog for other highlariously surreal emojis including the lightly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/kale-chip-lightly-salted-and-quiet-sex\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26399,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[608,519],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-emoji","category-family-guy","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26398"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26403,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26398\/revisions\/26403"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}